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Old 3/1/05, 09:38 AM
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Old 3/1/05, 11:42 AM
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Dude....quit screwing it up.One reply at a time....In five word format.

a hairy old woman who

lived down by the river
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Old 3/1/05, 11:58 AM
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suddenly arose an alligator gar

(ever seen one of those friggers in the cahaba, was canoing once, and one popped up, I peed myself)
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and he bit off her
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her left ear and blood
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Old 3/1/05, 12:10 PM
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Old 3/1/05, 01:11 PM
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Old 3/1/05, 01:57 PM
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Old 3/1/05, 02:32 PM
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and immediately found a beak
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beaker* of water to drink
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