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Mar 1, 2005 | 09:38 AM

#1501

Fordracing200

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works without a shirt and so does her husband

Mar 1, 2005 | 11:42 AM

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EleanorsMine

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Dude....quit screwing it up.One reply at a time....In five word format.

a hairy old woman who

lived down by the river

Mar 1, 2005 | 11:49 AM

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was shaving her beard when

Mar 1, 2005 | 11:58 AM

#1504

EleanorsMine

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suddenly arose an alligator gar

(ever seen one of those friggers in the cahaba, was canoing once, and one popped up, I peed myself)

Mar 1, 2005 | 12:07 PM

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and he bit off her

Mar 1, 2005 | 12:08 PM

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her left ear and blood

Mar 1, 2005 | 12:10 PM

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EleanorsMine

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started spurting all over the

Mar 1, 2005 | 12:45 PM

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ground where the coyotes were

Mar 1, 2005 | 01:11 PM

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EleanorsMine

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and they lapped the blood up

Mar 1, 2005 | 01:35 PM

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through a straw they had

Mar 1, 2005 | 01:57 PM

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EleanorsMine

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pilfered from the circle k

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:23 PM

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food store somewhere in mexico

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:27 PM

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.The local Mexicans began to

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:29 PM

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eat the local farmers eggs

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:32 PM

#1515

EleanorsMine

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and immediately found a beak

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:38 PM

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beaker* of water to drink

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:42 PM

#1517

EleanorsMine

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because they swallowed a leg

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:50 PM

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of a table at Wal-Mart

Mar 1, 2005 | 02:52 PM

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which was on sale for

Mar 1, 2005 | 03:05 PM

#1520

EleanorsMine

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14.99 price reduced from 19.99