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Old 8/30/15, 12:24 AM
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1) Why are cars given female names?

2) Why are they always "She"

I named my car "Bruce." My FiST is named "Jelly Bean."
"DudeInBlue" on YouTube named his car "Smurff."

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Old 8/30/15, 08:36 AM
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My S2000 was named Rico, but my XK8 was Sophia and my Mustang is Maria.
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Originally Posted by 14BlackGT
1) Why are cars given female names?
Because:

1) Mustangs are really beautiful

2) They have great looking booty

3) They look best with their top down

4) We have a desire to fondle and stroke them all the time

5) We take immense pleasure when we give them a bath

6) They like to be waxed

7) They scream with delight when ridden hard

8) We show them off at beauty contests

9) They're always getting make overs

10) Once in a while they need to be beaten.
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Originally Posted by TripleBlack14
Because:

1) Mustangs are really beautiful

2) They have great looking booty

3) They look best with their top down

4) We have a desire to fondle and stroke them all the time

5) We take immense pleasure when we give them a bath

6) They like to be waxed

7) They scream with delight when ridden hard

8) We show them off at beauty contests

9) They're always getting make overs

10) Once in a while they need to be beaten.
but my car is a guy NTTAWWT !! HA
Old 8/30/15, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by HOSS429
but my car is a guy NTTAWWT !! HA
Originally Posted by TripleBlack14
Because:

1) Mustangs are really beautiful

2) They have great looking booty

3) They look best with their top down

4) We have a desire to fondle and stroke them all the time

5) We take immense pleasure when we give them a bath

6) They like to be waxed

7) They scream with delight when ridden hard

8) We show them off at beauty contests

9) They're always getting make overs

10) Once in a while they need to be beaten.
1) Some Mustangs are ugly as sin.

2) I'll agree I haven't seen any with ugly booties. The S197 have large ones but I like them.

3) The 2015 is best looking as a 'vert with the top up.

4) Some times they'll say "Get off me!," or "get off my hair."

5) Can't think of a clever reply.

6) Mustangs in Europe will keep full bush, hairy legs and a unibrow.

7) Some scream in outright pain.

8) True, since the hood is propped up in most cases.

9) Well, very few are left stock so you got me on that one.

10) Women beat their men too.

God is a woman because: 1) She knows everything you do; 2) punishes you with a vengeance; 3) but only because she loves you.
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I call mine the booger sometimes.
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