Automobile Acronyms
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I know there are a lot of 'acroynms' for American car companies. Mostly Ford, but I was wonder if there were any for Japanese brands?
ex.
Ford
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
(Backwards) Driver returns on Foot
F**k Off Road Dodge
Flies On Racing Day
Chevy/ Chevrolet
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
Cracked Heads Eating Vales Rusty Oil Leaking Every' Time
I used to know one for Pontiac and I know there are a few more for Chevy and a number for Dodge, but what about Toyota or Honda?
ex.
Ford
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
(Backwards) Driver returns on Foot
F**k Off Road Dodge
Flies On Racing Day
Chevy/ Chevrolet
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
Cracked Heads Eating Vales Rusty Oil Leaking Every' Time
I used to know one for Pontiac and I know there are a few more for Chevy and a number for Dodge, but what about Toyota or Honda?
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Ford
F*cked on race day
F*cked over rebuilt dodge
Found on road dead
Fast only racing downhill
CHevy
Can hear every valve rod and lifter every time.
Pontiac
Poor old ****** thinks its a caddillac
Honda
Hold on, not done accelerating
Hold on, no darn acceleration
F*cked on race day
F*cked over rebuilt dodge
Found on road dead
Fast only racing downhill
CHevy
Can hear every valve rod and lifter every time.
Pontiac
Poor old ****** thinks its a caddillac
Honda
Hold on, not done accelerating
Hold on, no darn acceleration
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
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