I don't really know what to say... So this guy walks up to my car when I was just about to pull out of the parking space and says: "Hey, can I give your car to my daughter when you die of natural causes? She'll kiss my a.. forever!"



Just wanted to share... Anyone had experiments like this?

 

lol haha

 

Should of said "Hell No, Im being buried in it!"

 

Should've asked for the daughter so your natural cause could be heart attack or dehydration.

 

should have said "il give your daughter something alright..but it aint the car but its just as stiff" ;p

 

I knew that was coming.

 

He obviously forgot his Prozac this morning.

 

Nothing like that, but one night i went out to my car and some punk wrote "Nice Car, *****" on my windows with shaving cream.

I was pissed at first, but at least he complimented my car and didnt put it on the paint!

 

heh well SOOOOOOORY
=p

 

man thats odd, i dont think i would have been able to come up with a whitty comment after that one. i would have just given him an odd look and said... thanks?

 

Thats funny. I wouldn't have known whether to be pissed or not.

 

Dude no PG-13 comments man, remember it's supposed to be PG

 

Edson, you still crack me up with your 50 year old man comments. (no offense to the 50 year old men btw)

 

Remind me with a link. I don't remember. I have bad memory skills

By the way, hhbh720, you should have told him to buy her the car himself if he liked it.

And Wysts43, at least the guy didn't burn your car like in Monterrey, Mexico. It came out in the news.
Summary:
Brand new car; three days later, burned to the ground by a neighbor.
Luckily it wasn't a Mustang

 

I wish I would've been able to say anything, but I was just so perplex that I just mumbled something like "Thanks... whatev..."

 

I would have asked for a picture of the daughter.

 

Did he say how old she was, I'm desperate

 

Dude man, you need to pick a side.

A) The 50 year old man "Don't bring that perversion around here"

or

B) The horny 14 year old kid person

 

I would of first asked the age of the daughter and if she was over 19 and hot, if she could be the reason you die of natural causes.

 

LOL, I would've mouthed the words "what the f---?" in pure shock and amazement.

Wierdest compliment I got was when I was driving through Pembroke Pines down here, and stopped at a light on a hot sunny day, this red C5 convertible pulls up to my driver side. I felt eyes on me, so I turned to look, and it was this byoootiful brunette with this square dude in the driver seat. She yells out "nice car, I love black", and I replied thanks. She then responds, "can she purr like me?" with a huge playful smile, so i rev it. She then goes "how are the back seats?", and the guy rips the tires and pulls off... you could see him mouthing her off as they pull off...

I was DYING laughing, like "**** someone's not happy in that relationship".