Almost Mustang soup
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
I was headed out for lunch today and was getting ready to get off the highway to get on the interstate.
This moron in a minivan, sweatpants, and cellphone(complete with the support the troops magnets, my kid plays sports etc covering the rear of the fugly thing)
Well she is going to make a right, and I keep straight..NO NO My phone distracted me......I need to go straight.
Ever locked up the tires on a wet road in a mustang?
I came within a crack hair of being hit by this moron.
I told her she was #1 and laid on the horn.......Jeez. Can none of these women drive?
This moron in a minivan, sweatpants, and cellphone(complete with the support the troops magnets, my kid plays sports etc covering the rear of the fugly thing)
Well she is going to make a right, and I keep straight..NO NO My phone distracted me......I need to go straight.
Ever locked up the tires on a wet road in a mustang?
I came within a crack hair of being hit by this moron.
I told her she was #1 and laid on the horn.......Jeez. Can none of these women drive?
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Originally posted by stoic21@March 17, 2005, 1:39 PM
I have absoulutely no idea what you just said.
There was something about brakes and magnets but i'm lost.
I have absoulutely no idea what you just said.
There was something about brakes and magnets but i'm lost.
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Minivans, well, I just hate em. Actually it's the drivers who are typically doing anything but focusing on the road. Weird how I assign a "personality" to them. Minivans and I not compatible as friends or lovers, never ever! 
And as for you pontiacs . . . :nono:
And as for you pontiacs . . . :nono:
Thread Starter
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Bottom line, she went into the right turn lane.
Said CRAP no I don wanna......
I locked up my brakes on her and laid rubber.
Came within INCHES of mashing into her.And the crazy wench was STILL on the phone after she decided to go back into the turn lane.
I would have been locked in the nuthouse if she would have made me wreck.
Said CRAP no I don wanna......
I locked up my brakes on her and laid rubber.
Came within INCHES of mashing into her.And the crazy wench was STILL on the phone after she decided to go back into the turn lane.
I would have been locked in the nuthouse if she would have made me wreck.
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Originally posted by EleanorsMine@March 17, 2005, 2:07 PM
I would have been locked in the nuthouse if she would have made me wreck.
I would have been locked in the nuthouse if she would have made me wreck.
You know though, you may want to swing in to the nuthouse anyway and stay a while and learn some calming exercises, or just pick up some meds for your nerves.
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This kinda reminds me of the other day. I'm comming off the highway and there is an 03/04 mustang gt in front of me. In the middle of the exit ramp, he looks into his mirror at me and stops!! Luckly there was no one comming on the service road so I was able to swing over with an inch or so to spare from hitting him. !@#$!!!!
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Originally posted by chrisma@March 17, 2005, 2:26 PM
That's where a rear window LED Driver-Voice-Activated Text messaging device would come in handy ^_^
That's where a rear window LED Driver-Voice-Activated Text messaging device would come in handy ^_^
Honk if an Ahole cuts you off.
I laughed till I nearly peed myself.
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Originally posted by stoic21@March 17, 2005, 2:31 PM
I laughed till I nearly peed myself.
They might have a med for that too.
I laughed till I nearly peed myself.
They might have a med for that too.
This is just for you:
http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/national/2005...ench050317.html
You might need some meds after seeing this
"This message is provided as a public service"
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Originally posted by Montrose+March 17, 2005, 3:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Montrose @ March 17, 2005, 3:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-stoic21@March 17, 2005, 2:31 PM
I laughed till I nearly peed myself.
They might have a med for that too.
I laughed till I nearly peed myself.
They might have a med for that too.
This is just for you:
http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/national/2005...ench050317.html
You might need some meds after seeing this
"This message is provided as a public service"
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Montrose, your good people. two days in a row my day has been brightend by you, my most humble thanks.
Heh,..........The greatest French Person of all time.
Greatest oxymoron ever
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Originally posted by Donna@March 17, 2005, 4:22 PM
Thank goodness you did not wreck! Dumb b....!
Thank goodness you did not wreck! Dumb b....!
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From: U S A
Originally posted by EleanorsMine@March 17, 2005, 2:36 PM
... Jeez. Can none of these women drive?
... Jeez. Can none of these women drive?
... and it was good...
... and in a moment of weakness...
... he created... WOMAN!!!
