F-ing ricers!!!
10/26/09, 02:58 PM
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F-ing ricers!!!
Today as i was driving round town in my Termi i stopped at the lights and while i was lookin around i became witness to a terrible sight: A punk *** teen with a self esteem as big as a zebra`s hoohu-dilly in a "Bulgarian style" tuned VW Golf Mk2 PULLED UP NEXT TO ME. 
If you have no friggin idea what "Bulgarian tunning" is here are a few examples of this "style" 
and a bulgarian ricer`s dream-
He looked at me with a retarded smirk on his face and revved his engine wich sounded like a cat getting raped!He told me that i was driving a nice Opel Calibra
, but it was "No match for his 250 bhp turbocharged beast under his hood"!!!
He actually thought i was driving an Opel!!!Then the lights went green and i just dissappeared in hyper space, that guy probably filled his pants with diharia from the mighty sound of THE COBRA but i cant be sure cuz i never saw him again.
I just get so pissed off when i see i ricer i just want to strangle him but i cant! They`re just 17 year old little spoiled teens that have no knowledge in cars, no sense of self-preservation and no care of other peoples` lives. Im my country the most common accidents are commited by young people that have no idea how easily the can get hurt!
SO I DEDICATE THIS THREAD TO RICER JOKES, PICTURES AND STORIES!
ENJOY!
If you have no friggin idea what "Bulgarian tunning" is here are a few examples of this "style" and a bulgarian ricer`s dream-
He looked at me with a retarded smirk on his face and revved his engine wich sounded like a cat getting raped!He told me that i was driving a nice Opel Calibra
, but it was "No match for his 250 bhp turbocharged beast under his hood"!!!He actually thought i was driving an Opel!!!Then the lights went green and i just dissappeared in hyper space, that guy probably filled his pants with diharia from the mighty sound of THE COBRA but i cant be sure cuz i never saw him again.
I just get so pissed off when i see i ricer i just want to strangle him but i cant! They`re just 17 year old little spoiled teens that have no knowledge in cars, no sense of self-preservation and no care of other peoples` lives. Im my country the most common accidents are commited by young people that have no idea how easily the can get hurt!
SO I DEDICATE THIS THREAD TO RICER JOKES, PICTURES AND STORIES!
ENJOY!
10/26/09, 03:16 PM
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10/26/09, 06:05 PM
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I hate it when they do the loser fly by, then go running their mouths saying they beat you. The big DA couldn't read COBRA on your bumper
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10/26/09, 06:20 PM
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I had a Nissan before my Mustang, and I even hated those kinds of people then. They gave imports a bad name. I always thought it was funny that most of the people I saw "racing" in Civics had the base model, but drove like it was an Si or something.
I have to say though, the Nissan never put a smile on my face just from stepping on the gas.
I have to say though, the Nissan never put a smile on my face just from stepping on the gas.
10/27/09, 12:22 PM
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Hey now be nice to some of the "ricers" I drive a 2001 Celica as a daily driver. At the same time I hate those kids that dont know chit about this kind of stuff.
11/2/09, 05:45 PM
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There are tons, and I mean TONS of ricers here. The majority of them now have switched over to 3 door Yaris
and they even look w a cocky face when I stop or go past them on the Mustang. 
And they're pretty aggressively bad drivers too. The new trend around here is "chopping" them, ie, like they did on the old days when you wanted to fit fatter tires on the back by raising them on the rear. They slam them on the front, and raise it to heaven on the back. They claim that it's for better traction
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11/2/09, 10:53 PM
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I can only imagine
There are tons, and I mean TONS of ricers here. The majority of them now have switched over to 3 door Yaris and they even look w a cocky face when I stop or go past them on the Mustang. And they're pretty aggressively bad drivers too.
The new trend around here is "chopping" them, ie, like they did on the old days when you wanted to fit fatter tires on the back by raising them on the rear. They slam them on the front, and raise it to heaven on the back. They claim that it's for better traction
There are tons, and I mean TONS of ricers here. The majority of them now have switched over to 3 door Yaris
and they even look w a cocky face when I stop or go past them on the Mustang. And they're pretty aggressively bad drivers too. The new trend around here is "chopping" them, ie, like they did on the old days when you wanted to fit fatter tires on the back by raising them on the rear. They slam them on the front, and raise it to heaven on the back. They claim that it's for better traction
11/3/09, 05:45 PM
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Here are some of them:
the sewage ram air edition
The headlights are not faded, they're covered with green paper
Here's a "chopped" one
I actually loled with this one
He lives his life 17 seconds at a time
This one's from a brat that always goes in it floored, even races alone 
There's a whole thread on the local forums just flaming the guy.
the sewage ram air edition
The headlights are not faded, they're covered with green paper
Here's a "chopped" one
I actually loled with this one
He lives his life 17 seconds at a time
This one's from a brat that always goes in it floored, even races alone There's a whole thread on the local forums just flaming the guy.
Last edited by edumspeed; 11/3/09 at 05:47 PM.
11/3/09, 05:54 PM
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He even has a video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Ic2eq-4PA 
11/3/09, 05:56 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rolYF...eature=channel
Check the ET.
Check the ET.
11/3/09, 06:18 PM
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This one rocks!.... NOT!!!
And this post says it all . http://www.carrito.net/board/showpos...2&postcount=20
And this post says it all . http://www.carrito.net/board/showpos...2&postcount=20
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