Let Your Fox Body Take Flight With This Giant Carbon Fiber Spoiler

If you’re a member of the Bigger-Is-Better-When-It-Comes-to-Spoilers Club, you’re in luck.

If you’ve been hoping to find your Fox Body a nice pair of spaceship wings, it’s buying time.

If you never want to get another girlfriend who actually has teeth, this is the offer of a lifetime.

While the giant carbon fiber spoiler pictured above could inspire a million zingers, it would be tough to beat the jokes posted by the man who put it up for sale on Craigslist in the first place. Obviously, the self-proclaimed, apparently retiring “King of the Streets” of Stockton has to have a sense of humor to drive around with all that spoiler on his otherwise gorgeous 5.0.

Here’s part of his brilliant sales pitch:

Aside from leaving a trail of blown-off doors up and down Pacific Avenue, one of the additional benefits of having this spoiler was that I hooked up my radio antenna to it and I was able to get radio stations from across the world clear as day. Just the other day I was even able to hear a conversation from the next universe.

It wouldn’t surprise me if this guy is from the universe next door. Not only does he drive the most alien looking vehicle imaginable, but he claims that Carroll Shelby himself designed this spoiler that’s so large it disrupts weather patterns.

But hey, regardless of the King of the Streeet’s alien background, for 75 bucks, it might just be worth it on the off-chance he’s telling the truth. Also, you can’t put a price on good comedy.

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via [Craigslist]