Fun times!

 

Pretty much our arrangement. And the dog appreciates me not taking "her space" in the bed.

 

Yeah, the young guys still think of the romanticized version of marriage - think it's all valentines, baby talk and snuggles.
Have no fear, reality WILL rear its ugly head eventually.

 

Been with Justin 4yrs and I've never made him sleep anywhere other then our bed

 

Mrs Patrick doesnt make me sleep anywhere else, I think she just appreciates it.
:snore:

 

I sleep with ear plugs he sounds like a god **** train sometimes tho

 

Mr. Jill snores so bad that even his buddies ask me how I put up with it. I don't even hear him anymore, I sleep like a rock!

 

Sorry to confuse you but it I am not the one that snores, and I am a very light sleeper

 

Lol. When the kids were little, I was a light sleeper and heard everything. Now I never hear anything.

 

Same for Mrs Marilyn. Now she sleeps through everything and I wake up at anything

 

20+ years and she's never told or asked me to sleep elsewhere. Sometimes I just do. Not sure why. But it makes her happy the next night when I do sleep in the bed with her.

Sometimes you gotta make them miss ya. Especially since in 20 years we've only been apart maybe 10 nights total.

As for farting she doesn't mind it unless its in her direction then she gets really pissed. Or if I just walked into the room and got in bed and then let one go. Then she's like why couldn't you do that before bla bla bla and I'm like I didn't have to before.

 

And the winner for the annual Darwin awards is:

Finally, THE WINNER!!!:

[ Arkansas Democrat Gazette]:
Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock , were returning to Des Arc after a frog-catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole 's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned.

The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge .

After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the *********. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and struck a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his *********, which will never operate as intended.

Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his ***** off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis

"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder.

Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole ’s wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck? Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did in fact effectively remove himself from the gene pool.

 

My boyfriends (jkstang78) redneck way to dry his wet boots ....

 

Not redneck, that's efficiency. Letting the heater do dual purpose.

 

I thought it was a smart idea just silly

 

We need Ads like this

 

That's kinda what I said

 

Justin sleeps like a rock also ... I wish I could. He's told me to not wear the ear plugs and in a few days I'd get us to it.... I tryed that and didn't sleep for two days and wanted to kill him hahaha

I am I light sleeper also, sucks too

She sounds like a gr8 lady Gary and it sounds like y'all really love each other... Only 10 nights apart that's awesome

 

Well

She definitely doesn't suck

 

Not even on special occasions?