You too my friend

 

Found a picture of Scott from his trip to Russia!


Probably not the test drive you were looking for

 

Mudflaps woot!

 

Saw this on IG today... Makes you think

 

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf *****. He then asked the students if th...e jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf *****. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf ***** are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf *****. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf ***** first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

 

Good story, but old story is old! :P

 

I didn't remember the beer part.

 

Haha just saw that at the bottom. Definitely added in later

 

It's all about the beer.

 

From Willie in another thread.

 

 

What does one have for breakfast on the day the world ends?

Cheerios :-)

PS: Smile like there's no tomorrow :-)

 

Apparently this is a sink...

 

It was until I took a **** in it earlier today.

 

That's what I thought - a 21st century **** trough.

 

At the local football stadium there's a stainless steel sink that is long and shaped like a trough. They have to put a sign over it to tell people it's not a urinal. Lol

 

What! If only I drank beer

 

That's not beer!

That's malt liquor

 

Resists making a joke.......