Just think you could oooooozzze coolness like me!

 

did you pick some wheels out yet

 

He isn't even thinking abut wheels at this point. He's getting married tomorrow.

 

Correction Cassie just called and said she is claiming "common law" Marriage. Jerbear Congrats on the marriage.

 

Wow! Do we have to throw Jarrod a shower now? Jarrod what color is your bathroom? Probably pink...

 

hump day as good as any to get married on. Your lieing ....right?

 

Hes lieing Glenn

 

No really she says if you ever leave her she's sueing for allimony. You are married; common law counts.

 

not in oklahoma...there is no common law

 

But there are plenty of necks!

 

And Lawyers! Lawyers that can maka a valid arguement that common law marriage is viable in the case of a law suit for allimony. Good luck Married Guy! LOL

 

Ok David...divorced...Paul divorced (I think..ive never asked him hehe..tracy could just be a girlfriend)..... glenn probably divorced.... all this marriage advice coming from you guys... wow I will def be using it...NOTTTTTTTT

But in Pauls defense..he has a good lookin wife and glenn has posters of hot chicks in his garage.....David has blow up betty

 

me no way 22 years of pure bliss.

 

THen I might...I said might listen to you and you alone... 22 years..thats pretty good!

 

I've almost got 28 years with my first wife.

 

I was married for 6 years. Plenty of time to see that it's not for me. The next time I get married it will be to a sugar momma for sure!

 

That is absoluely WRONG. In Oklahoma you can be considered common law married if you buy a major appliance together.

 

Uh oh. Jarrod. I think a television is considered a major appliance. You're married.

 

Telivision is hers and is paid for by her...not I hehe... I just happen to go with her at her request

 

Trac and I have been together for 12 years. Still tapping that fine a$$! But yes... I was hitched to another once. Hence T-Bone.

The key? She allows me to have naked women pics in my garage too...