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Found a picture of achmed before the explosion.
I Kill You!!!
So I had just stopped at my parents house to pick up a few things .... on the way out of the neighborhood there is a section of Duplexes were a crap load of old people live. I am doing under the speed limit..probably 21-22MPH car is in 3rd gear but you can hear the exhaust. This stupid old man walking his poodle starts flashing me with his flash light (I think this is the same old man that always flashes his flashlight at me).... I am not in the best of moods at the moment otherwise I would have ignored him and drove on by...
So I slam on my breaks and turn off the car and said "what the hell are you doing flashing that thing at me?" He saids Im speeding and I need to slow down. I tell him that he needs to get his eyes checked because I was doing 20mph.....He says "maybe down the street the way you came, but not when you passed me" I asked him how he knew I was speeding he tells me he could hear me....I tell him just becuase my exhaust is loud doenst mean Im speeding. He says I should get my exhaust fixed then... I laugh and tell him its a MUSTANG!! He told me to never speed here again or I would be walking... I said EXCUSE me? How would you pull that off...says " I will report you" I laugh at that point and say "you have a good evening sir and good luck with your flash light old person speed patrol"
Then I drive off and makeing sure the car is extra loud.
Sorry I had to vent...those old people that have nothing better to do than to flashlight drivers in the neighborhood need to be stopped.... They do it all the time..mostly I guess becuase their lonely and have nothing to do. The most exciteing thing they do during the day is a boul movement.
So I slam on my breaks and turn off the car and said "what the hell are you doing flashing that thing at me?" He saids Im speeding and I need to slow down. I tell him that he needs to get his eyes checked because I was doing 20mph.....He says "maybe down the street the way you came, but not when you passed me" I asked him how he knew I was speeding he tells me he could hear me....I tell him just becuase my exhaust is loud doenst mean Im speeding. He says I should get my exhaust fixed then... I laugh and tell him its a MUSTANG!! He told me to never speed here again or I would be walking... I said EXCUSE me? How would you pull that off...says " I will report you" I laugh at that point and say "you have a good evening sir and good luck with your flash light old person speed patrol"
Then I drive off and makeing sure the car is extra loud.
Sorry I had to vent...those old people that have nothing better to do than to flashlight drivers in the neighborhood need to be stopped.... They do it all the time..mostly I guess becuase their lonely and have nothing to do. The most exciteing thing they do during the day is a boul movement.
Jarrod... "The Elderly Slayer!"
Ya... you told him! Why don't you pick on someone from your own century!
Ya... you told him! Why don't you pick on someone from your own century!
Thanks Paul...I do feel like "Rick" at the moment
Nice work Frank!
Thanks steve
Anytime Rattatouie
sure thing Achmed
I kill you!!! Infidel. Arggggh. Are you scared?
umm no not scared
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So I had just stopped at my parents house to pick up a few things .... on the way out of the neighborhood there is a section of Duplexes were a crap load of old people live. I am doing under the speed limit..probably 21-22MPH car is in 3rd gear but you can hear the exhaust. This stupid old man walking his poodle starts flashing me with his flash light (I think this is the same old man that always flashes his flashlight at me).... I am not in the best of moods at the moment otherwise I would have ignored him and drove on by...
So I slam on my breaks and turn off the car and said "what the hell are you doing flashing that thing at me?" He saids Im speeding and I need to slow down. I tell him that he needs to get his eyes checked because I was doing 20mph.....He says "maybe down the street the way you came, but not when you passed me" I asked him how he knew I was speeding he tells me he could hear me....I tell him just becuase my exhaust is loud doenst mean Im speeding. He says I should get my exhaust fixed then... I laugh and tell him its a MUSTANG!! He told me to never speed here again or I would be walking... I said EXCUSE me? How would you pull that off...says " I will report you" I laugh at that point and say "you have a good evening sir and good luck with your flash light old person speed patrol"
Then I drive off and makeing sure the car is extra loud.
Sorry I had to vent...those old people that have nothing better to do than to flashlight drivers in the neighborhood need to be stopped.... They do it all the time..mostly I guess becuase their lonely and have nothing to do. The most exciteing thing they do during the day is a boul movement.
So I slam on my breaks and turn off the car and said "what the hell are you doing flashing that thing at me?" He saids Im speeding and I need to slow down. I tell him that he needs to get his eyes checked because I was doing 20mph.....He says "maybe down the street the way you came, but not when you passed me" I asked him how he knew I was speeding he tells me he could hear me....I tell him just becuase my exhaust is loud doenst mean Im speeding. He says I should get my exhaust fixed then... I laugh and tell him its a MUSTANG!! He told me to never speed here again or I would be walking... I said EXCUSE me? How would you pull that off...says " I will report you" I laugh at that point and say "you have a good evening sir and good luck with your flash light old person speed patrol"
Then I drive off and makeing sure the car is extra loud.
Sorry I had to vent...those old people that have nothing better to do than to flashlight drivers in the neighborhood need to be stopped.... They do it all the time..mostly I guess becuase their lonely and have nothing to do. The most exciteing thing they do during the day is a boul movement.
Morning
So I had just stopped at my parents house to pick up a few things .... on the way out of the neighborhood there is a section of Duplexes were a crap load of old people live. I am doing under the speed limit..probably 21-22MPH car is in 3rd gear but you can hear the exhaust. This stupid old man walking his poodle starts flashing me with his flash light (I think this is the same old man that always flashes his flashlight at me).... I am not in the best of moods at the moment otherwise I would have ignored him and drove on by...
So I slam on my breaks and turn off the car and said "what the hell are you doing flashing that thing at me?" He saids Im speeding and I need to slow down. I tell him that he needs to get his eyes checked because I was doing 20mph.....He says "maybe down the street the way you came, but not when you passed me" I asked him how he knew I was speeding he tells me he could hear me....I tell him just becuase my exhaust is loud doenst mean Im speeding. He says I should get my exhaust fixed then... I laugh and tell him its a MUSTANG!! He told me to never speed here again or I would be walking... I said EXCUSE me? How would you pull that off...says " I will report you" I laugh at that point and say "you have a good evening sir and good luck with your flash light old person speed patrol"
Then I drive off and makeing sure the car is extra loud.
Sorry I had to vent...those old people that have nothing better to do than to flashlight drivers in the neighborhood need to be stopped.... They do it all the time..mostly I guess becuase their lonely and have nothing to do. The most exciteing thing they do during the day is a boul movement.
So I slam on my breaks and turn off the car and said "what the hell are you doing flashing that thing at me?" He saids Im speeding and I need to slow down. I tell him that he needs to get his eyes checked because I was doing 20mph.....He says "maybe down the street the way you came, but not when you passed me" I asked him how he knew I was speeding he tells me he could hear me....I tell him just becuase my exhaust is loud doenst mean Im speeding. He says I should get my exhaust fixed then... I laugh and tell him its a MUSTANG!! He told me to never speed here again or I would be walking... I said EXCUSE me? How would you pull that off...says " I will report you" I laugh at that point and say "you have a good evening sir and good luck with your flash light old person speed patrol"
Then I drive off and makeing sure the car is extra loud.
Sorry I had to vent...those old people that have nothing better to do than to flashlight drivers in the neighborhood need to be stopped.... They do it all the time..mostly I guess becuase their lonely and have nothing to do. The most exciteing thing they do during the day is a boul movement.
What if he had had a gun? He could have put an end to your speeding and loud exhaust...
Yea I hear all 80 year old men walking poodles are packing heat nowadays.....
He probably was packing.
Or Beagles....
