Famous Quotes
"It's freaking awesome!!"
Ben Stiller-Night at the Museum
Ben Stiller-Night at the Museum
"When you go the extra mile, there usually isn't much traffic"
Author Unknown
Author Unknown
Dude- Where is my car? I don't know dude where is your car?
Dude, where is my car?
Dude, where is my car?
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
" A journey of a thousand miles starts with but a single step".
-Old Chinese Dude-
-Old Chinese Dude-
"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad *** speed."
-Eleanor Roosevelt - 1936
-Eleanor Roosevelt - 1936
"Carved upon my stone; My body lies, but still I roam."
-Metallica-
-Metallica-
The football's like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin's the only man catchin' it, Clifford Franklin's the only man comin' down wid it.
The Replacements
The Replacements
Breaking up with your girlfriend and then having her say, "We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"
Author: Unknown
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"
Author: Unknown
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing save by effort.
-Theodore Roosevelt-
-Theodore Roosevelt-
"God****!!!"
John Travolta
John Travolta
"your mom goes to college"
napoleon dynomite
napoleon dynomite
"yeah it took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip"
-Napoleon
-Napoleon
" my car is so powerful i blew the welds out of my mufflers!"
DavidM
DavidM
"My car is so powerful I blew out my muffler bearings!!"
--JarrodW
--JarrodW
"i guess i forgot to match the colors on my lugnuts, my tire fell off!"
DavidM's boy
DavidM's boy
"MY WIFE DRESSES ME CAUSE i AM A GIMP"
--PAUL
--PAUL