Funny Picture
Funny Picture
was messing with my camera today.. and my pooch freedom couldnt figure it out..so i snapped about 20 pics of her.. not noticing her really.. uploaded them to my computer and found this one.. it cracked me up at the look shes giving!
the sky is falling
sudden darkness coverd the land .. great huge things in the sky blotted out the sun .. it was nite in the middle of the morning .. great roaring booms all around me like the redline revs of ten thousand mustangs in chorus.. flashes of lite liteing up the sky as would a million votes from an MSD ignition system .. frightened i ran for my truck to head for cover but was beat back by a wet cold stinging clear liquid that suddenly fell from the sky..i made it back inside my home and turned on the tube to see if this strange pheominom ( spelling help please mikeG ) was happening elsewhere .. there was dan scatterbrain ( local weathernut ) telling us all not to be affraid .. this " rain " as he called it would not last long... "" rain " i think iv`e heard of that.. had`nt seen any in so long i forgot what it was
.. now i suppose that brown crunchy stuff in my yard will turn green and i will have to get out that thing with the motor and fast spinning blade to cut it down soon ... dang it man
iv`e nowhere alse to post it
not so much a funny picture as just a shot of times gone by .. an older sister of mine sent me this today .. she found it in the old family bible .. it`s the actual hospital bill from when i was born .. 45 $ .. i cost less than a bottle of nitrous.. total bill 45 $ .. beat that though my tripplet brothers were born for free ,,, gerber food company paid for them so they could put their pics on baby food jars .. i may need to start my own thread someday .. it`s hard to find places to put some of my stuff..mustant be accused of hijacking ..
wowie $45! ... i costed my parents over 200K .. born 4 months premature. Spent first 6 months of my life in huntsville NICU.
BTW Hoss, need another pinto? Saw one yesterday at a car lot in elgin for sale. Looked to be in pretty good shape.
BTW Hoss, need another pinto? Saw one yesterday at a car lot in elgin for sale. Looked to be in pretty good shape.
please help me
some woman please adopt me .. iv`e been off work all week and dont want to go back monday .. i mite even pay off your mortgage if you will take care of me for 10 or so years
just as i was affraid of .. that wet stuff that fell from the sky tuesday made my grass grow a bit .. so i had to modify my mower just a little to catch up .. what used to take 30 minutes for me to cut i can now do in 12.7 seconds




that's funny....nice lookin pooch.