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Old Apr 12, 2007 | 01:00 PM
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"The Dimming Headlight"
Announcer "Tomorrow on The Dimming Headlight, a pair of jumper cables walk in to the bar...
Brought to you by Lugnuts Cereal for Gearheads !
It's good with bananas

(It's a Cereal Opera instead of a Soap Opera, get it ?)
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Old Apr 12, 2007 | 01:06 PM
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............and the barkeep say's: You better not start anything.....
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Old Apr 12, 2007 | 02:32 PM
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Sparky was pretty positive that he had the jump on the current situation.
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Old Apr 12, 2007 | 03:29 PM
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Michele-Lynn told Dr Goodyear that she was feeling flat. He replied "Have you considered an implant ?"
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Old Apr 12, 2007 | 06:04 PM
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Dr Goodyear made it clear to the lovely miss lynn that the usual payment for implants was a head job..
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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 06:38 AM
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As they went further in their consultation, Dr. Goodyear had to stifle a snicker when Ms. Lynn told him that she had been experiencing whining noises in her read end.
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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 07:42 AM
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the good DR . of course gladly offered to give her rear end a thorough examining.. and to make sure her " rack " was set rite
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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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Lol .................
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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 11:47 AM
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be sure and tune in for our next episode of '' AS THE BELT TURNS " when we may learn if the young millionaire playboy " Slip " Gates can come to grips with having to deal with squealing fans..
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I don't know. He just keeps goin' around and around.
I think he's on crank.
I heard that he had a GoodYear, though.
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 08:13 AM
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one of Dr Goodyears associates DR Firestone is being sued for exploding on an intern recently.. those interns must get " tired " of all the friction that goes with the training
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 04:40 PM
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Hoss, did you run out of material?
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 07:24 PM
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this one did seem to " burn out " pretty quickly.. i`ll get it in " gear " and make another " run " at it soon
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Old Apr 26, 2007 | 09:16 AM
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Hairy & Studly
Hairy: What's up Studly?
Studly: Just screwing around.
Hairy: You're nuts!
Studly: You're one to talk.
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Old May 2, 2007 | 12:33 PM
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this is what happens when you accidently use alum in your car wash bucket
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Old May 3, 2007 | 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by HOSS429
this is what happens when you accidently use alum in your car wash bucket
Hoss, get some miracle grow on that thing!
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Old May 4, 2007 | 08:11 AM
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if it can get that up to SIZE what else mite miracle grow be good for
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Old May 4, 2007 | 08:35 AM
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No comment. Keeping it PG.
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Old May 4, 2007 | 10:31 AM
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if women sold car
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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the saga continues
in tonites episode of " as the wheel turns " dr goodyear is arrested after having exposed his drive " shaft " in public due to having smoked some universal " joints " then trying to get out of the situation by " greasing " the officers palm
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