This might be utterly lame but I thought I would start a thread based on the Waltrip, Jr Dominos commercial.

You know

"Got a pizza for Mr NASCAR" Both Waltrip and Jr say "that's me". Jr then says no your right, I the "king of NASCAR" , Waltrip responds that he's "the Emperior of NASCAR", and they go back and forth trying to top each other.


Although Scott tagged me NASCAR Guru, it would probably more appropriate to call me The Sheriff of NASCAR (at least on TMS I am)


So what would your NASCAR title be?
(If this is dumb I'll give it a quick death)

 

The village idiot of NASCAR

 

Sounds good to me. Maybe that should be your new C/T. Oh wait it already is.

 

I am the Court Jester of Nascar.

 

I am The Supreme Chancelor of NASCAR
join me and we will win every nascar race this year :jedi:

 

hahahaha, oh well, should have seen that coming

 

"Nascar's Ford Fantatic"

 

Nascar's fedup fan #429

 

That's a real good one Hotrod!! I might include myself in your title as well . . .

 

I'll be the Hatta of NASCAR

 

I'll be the "Cinderella of Nascar" B)

 

I'm the "Let Wally drive a real car fan club president" I mean seriously, how can you not want a guy with a name like "Wally Dallenbach" driven a stock car.

 

I'm the speedway inspector. 5 done this year.

 

The future "Tiger Woods of NASCAR"