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Old Oct 3, 2006 | 07:14 AM
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Top Ten Reasons Racing Is Better Than Sex!

TOP TEN REASONS RACING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
1. You're Expected To Burn Rubber.

2. It's OK to be a Spectator.

3. Ther is a pit crew to help out.

4. The faster you are the better you are.

5. It lasts for several hours.

6. It's acceptable to tailgate.

7. You're SUPPOSED to finish first.

8. Earplugs are OK to drown out noise.

9. You don't have to kiss the race car.

10. You get a trophy when you finish!
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Old Oct 3, 2006 | 07:42 AM
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hahaha!
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Old Oct 3, 2006 | 09:10 AM
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Those were great!

you're SUPPOSED to finish first
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Old Oct 3, 2006 | 09:17 AM
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Great list.
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