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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 05:50 AM
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You're Doing it Wrong

For your consideration. It's a craigslist ad, but since they aren't around forever, I figured I'd post the original ad content as well as some of the pictures.

Note the roof scoop, the door vents, the top fender vents, and the hideous front fascia and grille.

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Real Nice Customized Mustang - $9000

I seen alot of dealers put 10000 or more on base mustangs with no acesories at alls im not askin.that pls serious buyers pls but mine is one of a kind baby i taken kare of it n now im trying to sell it because i wuna buy a 2013 new mustang and i hate to sell it but i want a neweer one and need a good down payment nothing is wrong with it that i know off ill explain everything wn u get here my name ia manuel tezt me or kall me at 210 551 5329 cobra r spoiler,saleen body kit,blue calipers,flowmasters dual exaust,h pipe,louvers,new tires,20 inch chrome rims with new tires,leather seats,auto,hood scoop,roof scoop,cold air intake,ac,smart alarm system locks car in 15 seconds of closing has a kill switch if u leave ur keys inside and the alarm is on it wont turn on unless u unlock it with ur alrm control has the capability to upgrade to start up ur car with the remote it tells u if anything is open on ur car in ur remote,halo projector headlights,black decklid,smoked rear lights,smoked third brake light,custom front grill,new alternator and battery,spacers on the rims,black gas cover,v6 with no cats on it so if u want a gas saver that sounds like a v8 here it is it still has 2 of the 4 cats on it but the 2 were cleaned out so it kan pass inspection but there like if they werent there,etc ablo espanol if i dont answer im at work but ill get bak at u thank u

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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 05:58 AM
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i jus thru up a litle in mi mouth
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 06:00 AM
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 06:12 AM
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That's the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm surprised that his car had 4 cats lol. But now it only has 2.
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 07:31 AM
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i jus thru up a litle in mi mouth
THIS is an example of not being able to get your money back if you leave the mods on the car.

I am not one to criticize a person's choice of badges, but in this case, he used SVT/Cobra badges, and the car looks nothing like a Cobra, and the other mods are so tasteless that I'm surprised that the car hasn't spontaneously combusted on its own.
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 07:51 AM
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I don't want him to get the 2013 he says he wants ..
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 08:23 AM
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"Nothing is wrong with it..."

Not from where I'm sitting bud... everything is wrong with it!
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 08:26 AM
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 08:32 AM
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I think it's totaled.
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by 05GTJOSH
I think it's totaled.
HAHAHAAA


9k? no no no.. that **** better be free and come with a "im sorry letter".
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 05GTJOSH
I think it's totaled.
ROFLMAO!
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 09:31 AM
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I think that car has at least one of every item sold on www.carid.com .

It took me almost 20 minutes to read through the writeup on it and now I have a terrible pain below my left eye.
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 10:09 AM
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you guys have no taste. I'm really surprised at the responses here.

That car has every single mod I want on mine (I even want to downgrade from a v8 to v6). I wouldn't even change the colors around, I think blue and green go very very well together.

stop being haters, I've already contacted him and I'll post up pics once that beauty is in my possession...

WORD!!!!

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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Xar
you guys have no taste. I'm really surprised at the responses here.

That car has every single mod I want on mine (I even want to downgrade from a v8 to v6). I wouldn't even change the colors around, I think blue and green go very very well together.

stop being haters, I've already contacted him and I'll post up pics once that beauty is in my possession...

WORD!!!!

Are you gonna come down here and drive it home, or are you going to ship it? I would ship it (and I live across town from the seller) because a car this unique can't be subjected to the hazards of highway use.
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 10:24 AM
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I want to meet the person that would buy it....
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 10:32 AM
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most likely some young kid who thinks it looks cool.... to each his own, I'm just glad it's halfway across the country from me...
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 12:28 PM
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After seeing the pics, I now understand the spelling, and the run on sentence. What surprises me most is that the Cowboys in Texas has let this thing on the road.
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 12:54 PM
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I don't know which is more laughable. The car, or the fact that it's sitting in a trailer park.
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by wanted33
After seeing the pics, I now understand the spelling, and the run on sentence. What surprises me most is that the Cowboys in Texas has let this thing on the road.
It's probably from Garland... we do not go to Garland...
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Old Mar 22, 2013 | 02:32 PM
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It's probably from Garland... we do not go to Garland...
It's actually in San Antonio. Being from San Antonio myself, I hang my head in shame of my fellow man. I've never seen this car on the road, though.

I had a thought. Maybe as many folks as possible should ask to see the car, and then have their picture taken next to it as a kind of memento that they stood that close to nuclear waste and didn't become ill from the proximity.
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