The Mustang Bible
7/27/13, 01:39 PM
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The Mustang Bible
There are a number of versions of this out there, so I came up with my own:
PSALMS 23 of the Mustang Bible
1 The LORD is my mechanic; I shall not lack any modification.
2 He maketh me to lay down rubber on the open highway: he leadeth me to dust all other cars.
3 He restoreth my drivetrain: he leadeth me in the paths of horsepower and torque for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I drive through the valley of rice burners, I will fear no import: for thou art with me; thy turbo and thy blower they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest the interstate before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my engine with oil, my fuel tank runneth over.
6 Surely boost and nitrous shall aid me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the garage of the LORD for ever.
(I know this has a semi religious theme, but hopefully all can find humor in this for what it is)
PSALMS 23 of the Mustang Bible
1 The LORD is my mechanic; I shall not lack any modification.
2 He maketh me to lay down rubber on the open highway: he leadeth me to dust all other cars.
3 He restoreth my drivetrain: he leadeth me in the paths of horsepower and torque for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I drive through the valley of rice burners, I will fear no import: for thou art with me; thy turbo and thy blower they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest the interstate before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my engine with oil, my fuel tank runneth over.
6 Surely boost and nitrous shall aid me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the garage of the LORD for ever.
(I know this has a semi religious theme, but hopefully all can find humor in this for what it is)
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