I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that, "I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her?"

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my Mustang next to the garage so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my the car, I noticed that under the car, near the front drivers side wheel there is a little puddle of oil or something. I'm really worried that something might be seriously wrong with the car. Should I bring it to the dealer or something?

Thanks

 

That's tough man. What color was the fluid?

 

Are you SURE?? I wouldn't rush into anything. It was dark, could have just been condensation from the A/C. If you're sure there's a problem then I recommend counseling, preferably by a reputable mechanic.

Hope everything works out

 

An oldie but a goodie...

 

nice lol. you had me goin there

 

+1, I like that one.

 

HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER! D'OH!!!!!!!!

 

LOL!!! I knew this had to be a joke but in all honesty I didn't know where it was going & how it would end. Brilliant! That's classic.

 

i don't get it

 

There's always one...

 

lol

even my wife got it the first time around...

 

Yeh well that sort of thing did happen and does all the time , before I married her ? I was way up North by Cold Lake Alberta when they were testing the cruise missles and low and behold its the kinda call from a friend I did not want but got, she cheated but I won in the end :-)

 

i don't get it too,, what just happened


well now there is two

 

That was great.

 

At least his priorities are in the right place

 

I think the joke was that he was more concerned with his car, than his wife....and the wife story is not true, just a funny illustration of how much he loves his car.....at least I hope that this is what happened....if the story is true...its not good that we all thought it was funny...

 

classic

 

Sorry About Your Wife, But More Important What Did The Mechanic Say. Is The Car Going To Be Alright? Is There Anything We Can Do?

 

See, sometimes things work out for the best. If it wasn't for your wife, you might not have found the "problem" with the car. By all means, have it checked by a mechanic. It could be serious.

 

If I hadn't seen this joke before I might have thought this guy had his prorities all jumbled up! haha