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6/3/06, 11:53 AM
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"everything I touch always falls apart....The spell has been broken!!!! Thank you FORD!!!
I made a funny caption and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
I made a funny caption and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
6/5/06, 09:51 AM
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"And here we have Jason, the most recent member of his family to exhibit his undying dedication to his Mustang by permanently adhering a portion of his body to his car. Jason used a secret family glue recipe, passed down over 5 generations, to adhere his thumb and forefinger to his Mustang's valve cover. This leaves his dominant right hand free for important uses such as beer drinking, remote control usage, and flipping the bird. In this picture, Jason rests his free hand on a collage of other family members who have adhered themselves to their Mustang. In the top photo, Jason's father and brother proudly smile for the camera immediately after adhering their butts to their passenger door. In the lower picture, Jason's grandfather is shown immediately after adhering his crotch to his driver's door. Other than their love for their Mustang, Jason and his family also share high divorce and unemployment rates. Nevertheless, all report being happy since mating with their 'Stang. Please don't feed Jason."
XL please.
XL please.
6/5/06, 09:56 AM
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WIN A MUSTANG - MALL COMPETITION UPDATE
DAY 6
Welcome to day 6 of the Mustang competition being held in our Mall. As you can see from this photograph taken this morning, our sole remaining competitor Jason is still holding strong in an attempt to win this spectacular monster of a vehicle. Six long days now Jason has remained in contact with the Grand-Am cup Mustang.
40 people started the competion, all eager to win the coverted muscle car, however, sleep deprevation and general tiredness pulled plucked people off over several days.
Jason's major competitor Brad pulled out yesterday leaving Jason as the only person left touching the vehicle therefore making it his. Unfortunetly for Jason, his location in the engine compartment has made it impossible for him to see that everyone else has now left. How long will out trooper Jason survive before he finds out he has won?
Congrats Jason, you're a winner (dont think he heard me.)
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DAY 6
Welcome to day 6 of the Mustang competition being held in our Mall. As you can see from this photograph taken this morning, our sole remaining competitor Jason is still holding strong in an attempt to win this spectacular monster of a vehicle. Six long days now Jason has remained in contact with the Grand-Am cup Mustang.
40 people started the competion, all eager to win the coverted muscle car, however, sleep deprevation and general tiredness pulled plucked people off over several days.
Jason's major competitor Brad pulled out yesterday leaving Jason as the only person left touching the vehicle therefore making it his. Unfortunetly for Jason, his location in the engine compartment has made it impossible for him to see that everyone else has now left. How long will out trooper Jason survive before he finds out he has won?
Congrats Jason, you're a winner (dont think he heard me.)
(XL)
6/5/06, 02:54 PM
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I overheard one of the mechanics saying he was trying to tweak a little more horsepower out of the engine. Well, I've been tweakin' all day, is it working?
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6/6/06, 05:48 AM
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Boy am i happy i watched that special on discovery channel.
"The fr500c lures its prey by opening the hood, soon a young man wanders into the trap and touches the engine SNAP the hodd closes and the mustang has caught its dinner. the fr500 is a fierce species....... the mustang gt's will have to wait till later. "
"The fr500c lures its prey by opening the hood, soon a young man wanders into the trap and touches the engine SNAP the hodd closes and the mustang has caught its dinner. the fr500 is a fierce species....... the mustang gt's will have to wait till later. "
6/6/06, 08:57 AM
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heres a REAL story that happened to me...
Grade 9, April of 2001, School yard Football Field
On a nice Spring day i decided to play some football with some grade 12s, since they wouldve killed me i decided to be the guy that huts the ball for both teams...this was probably my 1st time, so as i went to hutt the ball i turned the ball onto too much of an angel and WHAM!!!! ***** meet ***** i sacked myslef!! i toppled over in pain and watched as the Grade 12s hit the floor laughing lol Thats my story
Oh and this one time i was in Mcds with my bro and Aunt, and we were randomly talking about octopus...well my brother misprounounces many things its just to **** funny...for instance he said he liked eating the *********...i said what did u say??? and he really meant tentacles, oh man i died!!!
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Grade 9, April of 2001, School yard Football Field
On a nice Spring day i decided to play some football with some grade 12s, since they wouldve killed me i decided to be the guy that huts the ball for both teams...this was probably my 1st time, so as i went to hutt the ball i turned the ball onto too much of an angel and WHAM!!!! ***** meet ***** i sacked myslef!! i toppled over in pain and watched as the Grade 12s hit the floor laughing lol Thats my story
Oh and this one time i was in Mcds with my bro and Aunt, and we were randomly talking about octopus...well my brother misprounounces many things its just to **** funny...for instance he said he liked eating the *********...i said what did u say??? and he really meant tentacles, oh man i died!!!
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