Or as I have planned:
a massive dose of retail therapy- for my house
Fizzy Margaritas
and Red Lobster for dinner.

 

All the above sounds good.

 

Red Lobster and alcohol... sounds like a good day. Now I want seafood, and I just ate... I'm gonna get fat, oh well, I'll have to get used to saying "I'm dead sexy" like Fat Bastard. (will the langauge filters strike?)

edit: nope, I can now call all of you bastards

 

Ive been so dizzy today I feel like I have been on a 4 day glue drunk.

Eleanor hasn't even been out of her house today.

 

Yeah, that might have something to do with it.

 

Nice try- but I have not been on my
b double e double r un... yet.
The house is sadly devoid of alcohol right now. Couple skunky bud lights is all.

 

As we like to say in the Navy (you know this one) "any port in a storm". Drink them skunky beers.

 

I was talking to the manager in Orlando earlier about some of my problem children(accounts who are slow pays).
I was telling her about my new climate controlled horse house.
She said: Where's your horse now? At your parents?
I said NO out in the garage......
You keep a horse in your garage?
Yes, she's yellow and her name is Eleanor.
She promptly told me I was crazy.

 

Beerr? :scratch: That's a new one! Who makes that... ?

I think you sniffed a little too much glue today April... its effecting what you have left.

 

She is a pretty good judge of character.

 

:scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:
Twenty-five minutes past quitting time
Seven of us crammed into that truck of mine
Paying no attention to them highway signs
Doing ninety miles an hour toward the county line
Quick sack, twelve pack, back again
It's a B Double E Double R-U-N.

My buddies and their babies letting down their hair
As long as we're together is don't matter where
Ain't got a lot of money but we just don't care
Knowing half the fun is in the getting there
Aztec, long necks, paychecks spent
Oh, it's a B Double E Double R-U-N.
I can't stop thinking
What the heck they were drinking
Whan they made this county dry
I got a week-long thirst
And to make it worse
Lord, it's my turn to drive

Laughing and bragging and a' carrying on
We loaded up the wagons and we headed home
I guess half a dozen cases doesn't last that long
Come tomorrow morning it'll be all gone
Them, it's turn around, leave town, sounds again
Like a B Double E Double R-U-N.

 

Hey guys & gals, check out my new avatar!

 

Very nice Jason!! You finally got her painted


April you said
That would spell "Beerr un"

Need I remind you that arguing with me is like you running in the Special Olympics... even if you win you're still retarded!

NOTE: I mean that in jest April, not seriousness

 

B EE(doubleE) R R (double R) UN
BEER RUN

Who's special now?

 

No no no April. The song says You put a space between the "r's" and the "un" which would spell "beerr un"

Still the song would be technically incorrect too because there is no space mentioned which would spell "beerrun"

 

Oh bite me!


HAAAAAAAA

I be done with work until next wednesday!. YAHOOOOOOOOOOO-ooooo.

 

Sorry cannabalism isn't my thing....

 

thanx Andy, there are a few more pics under the "raven" link in my sig...

 

 

I got a kick out of that

The color combo is fantastic Jason! It really sets your car apart I love it