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Mar 1, 2005 | 08:48 PM

EleanorsMine

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After all these years,
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World's Thinnest Books
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
b y Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

Mar 1, 2005 | 09:20 PM

future9er24

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i think we could also add
"the number of times i tinkered with something and it didnt break even more"
by Arin Singh

Mar 1, 2005 | 09:28 PM

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"GM Vehicles I Actually Like."
by Jason Kendall

Mar 2, 2005 | 05:30 AM

Donna

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Too Funny. Those are good ones.

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:18 AM

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Good ones! :worship:

Mar 2, 2005 | 09:53 AM

jgsmuzzy

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How about

"Details of Arguments with my wife I have won" by James Gradwell-Spencer ??

Mar 2, 2005 | 09:55 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by jgsmuzzy@March 2, 2005, 12:56 PM
How about

"Details of Arguments with my wife I have won" by James Gradwell-Spencer ??

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I'm going to need to get that before I get married this June!

Mar 2, 2005 | 10:04 AM

Lalo

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Mar 2, 2005 | 10:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Autotooner@March 1, 2005, 8:31 PM
"GM Vehicles I Actually Like."
by Jason Kendall

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Hey, you've got the same name as a baseball player

Mar 2, 2005 | 03:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Evil_Capri+March 2, 2005, 10:58 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Evil_Capri @ March 2, 2005, 10:58 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jgsmuzzy@March 2, 2005, 12:56 PM
How about

"Details of Arguments with my wife I have won" by James Gradwell-Spencer ??

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I'm going to need to get that before I get married this June!

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[/b][/quote]

Jason,

I wouldn't bother, $12 for a book with 1 page is a little excessive I think!

Mar 2, 2005 | 04:29 PM

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Haha Those are good! Except for the Dan Marino book. I gotta give ya the evil eye for that one.

Mar 2, 2005 | 05:24 PM

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EleanorsMine

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HOW I love my Alero
By
April Joyce

That'd make a good un.

PS- James, Men can't win Arguments- women are always right and will annoy men until they cave.

Mar 2, 2005 | 05:59 PM

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2006 Chevorlet Camaro
Owner's Manual

By Mennen

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:19 PM

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Mar 2, 2005 | 08:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by thezeppelin8+March 2, 2005, 12:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(thezeppelin8 @ March 2, 2005, 12:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Autotooner@March 1, 2005, 8:31 PM
"GM Vehicles I Actually Like."
by Jason Kendall

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Hey, you've got the same name as a baseball player

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[/b][/quote]

I noticed....

Mar 2, 2005 | 09:42 PM

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PS- James, Men can't win Arguments- women are always right

how wrong you are. men just choose give the "mhm, yes honey" so the women just shut up

Mar 3, 2005 | 01:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by future9er24@March 2, 2005, 10:45 PM

Quote:

PS- James, Men can't win Arguments- women are always right

how wrong you are. men just choose give the "mhm, yes honey" so the women just shut up

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Bingo, the Grasshopper is already well schooled in the art of stopping an argument early so he can carry on watching TV in peace.