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Old 12/21/09, 03:03 PM
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Why men should write advice columns

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila

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Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debri in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump is faulty causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

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Very Nice!!
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I like it smart man John is thanks for the lesson !
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The reply is most effective when read in the voice of Hank Hill.
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At least he addressed what can be repaired! If a woman wrote that, she would recommend that she trade the car and the cheating hubby in for new ones !
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A real guy would have asked for pics...of the neighbor.
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
A real guy would have asked for pics...of the neighbor.
Or pics of both women so he could "trouble-shoot" the problem!
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A real man would've said "STFU and make me a sandwich."
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Originally Posted by zzcoop
A real man would've said "STFU and make me a sandwich."
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Originally Posted by zzcoop
A real man would've said "STFU and make me a sandwich."
Your wife was right behind you when you said that!
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Yes she was. Topless, and with sandwich in hand.
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Originally Posted by zzcoop
Yes she was. Topless, and with sandwich in hand.
That's why I went I wasn't suppose to see that!
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wow.
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Obviously I'm just kidding around. I would never say anything like that about my wife.

That woman can't fix a decent sandwich anyway.
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Originally Posted by zzcoop
Obviously I'm just kidding around. I would never say anything like that about my wife.

That woman can't fix a decent sandwich anyway.




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wow.

LOL yeah a lot of testo when the wife ain't around!
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I'm totally the man of the house when I'm on teh internets.
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too funny!
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wow this is the first time I seen this seems to fit in ?


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