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Old 8/26/06, 07:03 PM
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We used to get San Peggios delivered ( only lived a mile away from the one in Chelsea ) Now we are 15 minutes away from ANY restaurants.
Old 8/26/06, 07:44 PM
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Look,
I have alabama special yard crew that comes every week. I still think that we have less than 69 Mach 1 would, considering his proximity to the border.
Illegals are not a bad thing, I did not mean that statement to be that way. They are a neccessary comodity in this state.

I welcome them with open arms, just sign up, pay and play the game, like everyone else.

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The above is a political correct message, in some parts of Alabama.

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Old 8/26/06, 08:36 PM
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And while on the subject,
JefferyDJ you started this crap with your post concerning our yellowjacket problems.

We do have running water, indoor plumbling and every other convinence that the other 49 states have to offer.
We all don't address each other as "bubba" or "ellie may" unless of course they are family members.

I do own a pair of carhart & liberty overalls, that I have been known to wear around the house or yard without having a shirt on and the tops of my undies showing at the sides.

We do not inter marry in our familys, only as a neccessity.

We do get teary eyed when Dixie is played, only because we are thinking about the bad press we have gotten about playing it.

Any of y'all are welcome to visit, spend your money, we need it. Then go home, you will want to stay but we don't welcome Yankees, unless they are carpetbeggers.

Yes I have relatives that live in remote parts of this state, don't have running water, electricity , etc.
That is their choice, its available.
So come on down, I give you a night of coon & possum hunting in the
4x4 that you will always remember.
and then we'll throw some "meat" on the grill and have a fine drink of store bought wiskey , you may not be ready for the homebrew.

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I lived in Marion for a bit, they do in fact intermarry and have outhouses down there. And I know several places to aquire genuine moonshine.

AND I married a REAL LIVE YANKEE. A New york one. I like him just fine, its just that everyone else does too
Say Coffee for me I only make him say Rooster- because he makes me giggle- ROOSTAH. DEFINITELY not my cousin.

I have a tattoo- but not one on my back like all the redneck ladies.
Hell- I even own one of those trailers- but Its like the hillbilly hotel, all my poor relations crash in it. I however, live in an Alabama Special constructed McMansion.
AND I have been known to listen to Skynyrd......
And we used to have a BIG OLE TRUCK
AND we know where most bass pro shops are located, even if we don't go there anymore.
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Originally Posted by MY05GT
We used to get San Peggios delivered ( only lived a mile away from the one in Chelsea ) Now we are 15 minutes away from ANY restaurants.
Us too when we lived in Pelham. Now we get Malinos in Calera, its actually improved to somewhat decent now.
Old 8/28/06, 07:18 AM
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Yes I have relatives that live in remote parts of this state, don't have running water, electricity , etc.
That is their choice, its available.
Hey Tommy, that's not funny... I live near alot of your relatives

Btw, Jeffrey is coming down for one night and is gonna crash at my house. He just doesnt realize that the money he saves in not getting a hotel room, he will spend in gas getting to my place
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Originally Posted by Scothew
Hey Tommy, that's not funny... I live near alot of your relatives

Btw, Jeffrey is coming down for one night and is gonna crash at my house. He just doesnt realize that the money he saves in not getting a hotel room, he will spend in gas getting to my place
Where you live isn't remote!!! Chilton Bibb and Perry Counties are the scary Alabama places. Up theres just the byway to casinos and football games.

I have an aunt down there(in Maplesville), her choice cheap land isn't worth it. AND they have a genu-ine troll. He finds his dates by trolling the parking lot of the high school(hey wanna come live in my trailer next door to my parents? OK!). SCARY stuff.

Hmm- 40 acres and a mansion in Perry- 100K. 1/2 acre and a mcmansion in good ole Shelby County 200k. But we have running waters and sewers.
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Scott,

You had better provide him a map, or he could end up at the Hilltop cafe,
Being someones dinner or there "friend".

However, Jeffery may not like it once he gets past the civilization of Hueytown, and starts getting into the 'Creek and the 'Grove.

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Originally Posted by TDS
Scott,

You had better provide him a map, or he could end up at the Hilltop cafe,
Being someones dinner or there "friend".
end up at it, i live 5 miles PAST it! Btw, that place burned down years ago. Now its a "supper club"... aka glorified bar.
Old 8/28/06, 08:32 AM
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end up at it, i live 5 miles PAST it! Btw, that place burned down years ago. Now its a "supper club"... aka glorified bar.
Do they have live dancers?
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Originally Posted by TDS

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Old 8/28/06, 08:43 AM
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April,
I hear they are looking for some, want to apply? I'm sure that Scothew can get you in touch with the managment for an application.

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April,
I hear they are looking for some, want to apply? I'm sure that Scothew can get you in touch with the managment for an application.

TDS
EW! You are just gross!

My target position is...............Just what I am doing, work sometimes and enjoy life on my own terms the other 90% of the time.

Its bad enough that I live in Cholera. Yes I spelled it like a disease, because this town SUCKS!
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April,
I hear they are looking for some, want to apply? I'm sure that Scothew can get you in touch with the managment for an application.

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No its not that kind of bar.
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The Village called. They want their idiots back.
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The Village called. They want their idiots back.
Hope you have a good trip back.
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Man..I hate I'm not going to get to come to Bama and visit you guys. I had wanted to come down for the MCA, but its not working out.
Hey April..you got a extra bedroom?
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Originally Posted by Donna
Man..I hate I'm not going to get to come to Bama and visit you guys. I had wanted to come down for the MCA, but its not working out.
Hey April..you got a extra bedroom?
As a matter of fact.....

The smartest and stupidest thing we ever did regarding Alabama is Leave Charlotte Nc to be close to my parents and accept a job. I loved NC!

And Scott- there is no room for me there, you and Tommy got that pretty much covered.
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Originally Posted by TDS
Look,
I have alabama special yard crew that comes every week. I still think that we have less than 69 Mach 1 would, considering his proximity to the border.
Illegals are not a bad thing, I did not mean that statement to be that way. They are a neccessary comodity in this state.

I welcome them with open arms, just sign up, pay and play the game, like everyone else.

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The above is a political correct message, in some parts of Alabama.

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Exactly, TDS has a point.

You know what, I sneaked this post. I m not allowed to use the computer. I m in danger of failing. So Goodbye. I ll post when I can sneak into the computer
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69 Mach One,
Get your butt back to studying, what do you mean" you are close to failing"? To much posting? Too many girls? Too much phone time?

I don't mean to sound like a parent, just someone that wants you to make something of your self to make us all proud.

You could end up being the Village Idiot, enough said.
(but only if April decides to give up the position )

April, I still like you, even if I do go beyond boundries to slam you and your post.

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