I'm laughing my *** off at Buford T. Justice.

 

Father Daughter dance with a princess theme! I'm dressed as Jasmine...

 

That's awesome. Kind of wish I had a daughter sometimes, not sure if I could handle it though. Boys are much more simple, lol.

 

I'd be in jail by now if I had a daughter. I'd have killed the first kindergarten boy that looked at her wrong. I don't see how Gary does it.

 

Me either. I worried about the boys and making sure they were respectful and polite (lest the get their ***** beat, lol) but I don't know how I would deal with girls.

All I can say is if you have girls, just hope that they meet boys like mine, then you won't have much to worry about. They'll be treated like queens and will be protected and taken care of in every situation.

 

Spent the last hour looking for something to watch on netflix. Screw it. There's nothing that remotely interests me.

 

Archer is pretty good for a laugh.

 

all winter long i have noticed a tiny spider living in my shower stall .. i would splash a little water his way once in a while ..he would jump on it .. i wondered how the little critter could live so long without eating anything .. saturday i found a bug and put it next to the spider ..he pounced on it .. that little bugger has quadrupled in size in just a day .. this morning he splashed water on me !!!!!

 

How can you not? He's hilarious!

It is indeed.

 

"Nobody makes Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!!"

 

Duck of you're gonna be talking outta your ***!


Make me a diablo sammich, a dr pepper, and make it fast, I'm in a god **** hurry! ... Where the can, I gotta take a squirt.


He probably my favorite movie character ever.

 

ok .. the progressive traveling chicken commercial that we all like says " he just keeps sending pictures " are`nt HE chickens roosters ? this looks like a hen .. .where`s charlie .. time for his exile to end ..

 

Darn it Willie don't ruin it for me!

 

Attempting to wake up....

 

Justified was good tonight!

 

Trout season starts tomorrow and both my daughters and another girl are going with me!

 

Tell them to come to Ga. I've got a trouser trout for all of them.





Sorry, just couldn't help but make the joke.

 

Yeah but 8" or more is legal so you'd more than come up a little short! Had a great day and caught lots of trout. We always catch and release but 4 of em are gonna be on the grill for Easter! :-)

 

There's no doubt about that. I'd be lucky to hit half that legal length.

 

It's National Beer day today. Drink up you slobs.