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Just flat out chased some b*tch down.. Tried to pull a hit and run on me! She didn't know I could outrun her expedition. I opened her door and said "*****, you just hit my fcking truck!" Whoo! I was soo lit up. Good thing it was a chick.
She tried to say bumpers are so when people hit you it doesn't cause damage. What kind of ******* says that??? She said she didn't think anyone was in the truck (I was parked talking to my dad on the phone). She backed into me and took off. I got out and sprinted over 100 yards to catch her. She was like what did you want me to do? I said, "if someone isn't in a vehicle you hit, then you leave your info on the windshield at the least!" She then proceeded to say that wasn't what she was taught. So I said "you were just taught to hit someone and drive off??!!"
I am so fired up right now. Gonna be a great workout session.
She tried to say bumpers are so when people hit you it doesn't cause damage. What kind of ******* says that??? She said she didn't think anyone was in the truck (I was parked talking to my dad on the phone). She backed into me and took off. I got out and sprinted over 100 yards to catch her. She was like what did you want me to do? I said, "if someone isn't in a vehicle you hit, then you leave your info on the windshield at the least!" She then proceeded to say that wasn't what she was taught. So I said "you were just taught to hit someone and drive off??!!"
I am so fired up right now. Gonna be a great workout session.
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From: Virginia
Just flat out chased some b*tch down.. Tried to pull a hit and run on me! She didn't know I could outrun her expedition. I opened her door and said "*****, you just hit my fcking truck!" Whoo! I was soo lit up. Good thing it was a chick.
She tried to say bumpers are so when people hit you it doesn't cause damage. What kind of ******* says that??? She said she didn't think anyone was in the truck (I was parked talking to my dad on the phone). She backed into me and took off. I got out and sprinted over 100 yards to catch her. She was like what did you want me to do? I said, "if someone isn't in a vehicle you hit, then you leave your info on the windshield at the least!" She then proceeded to say that wasn't what she was taught. So I said "you were just taught to hit someone and drive off??!!"
I am so fired up right now. Gonna be a great workout session.
She tried to say bumpers are so when people hit you it doesn't cause damage. What kind of ******* says that??? She said she didn't think anyone was in the truck (I was parked talking to my dad on the phone). She backed into me and took off. I got out and sprinted over 100 yards to catch her. She was like what did you want me to do? I said, "if someone isn't in a vehicle you hit, then you leave your info on the windshield at the least!" She then proceeded to say that wasn't what she was taught. So I said "you were just taught to hit someone and drive off??!!"
I am so fired up right now. Gonna be a great workout session.
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Joined: March 6, 2012
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From: Lancaster, PA
Just flat out chased some b*tch down.. Tried to pull a hit and run on me! She didn't know I could outrun her expedition. I opened her door and said "*****, you just hit my fcking truck!" Whoo! I was soo lit up. Good thing it was a chick.
She tried to say bumpers are so when people hit you it doesn't cause damage. What kind of ******* says that??? She said she didn't think anyone was in the truck (I was parked talking to my dad on the phone). She backed into me and took off. I got out and sprinted over 100 yards to catch her. She was like what did you want me to do? I said, "if someone isn't in a vehicle you hit, then you leave your info on the windshield at the least!" She then proceeded to say that wasn't what she was taught. So I said "you were just taught to hit someone and drive off??!!"
I am so fired up right now. Gonna be a great workout session.
She tried to say bumpers are so when people hit you it doesn't cause damage. What kind of ******* says that??? She said she didn't think anyone was in the truck (I was parked talking to my dad on the phone). She backed into me and took off. I got out and sprinted over 100 yards to catch her. She was like what did you want me to do? I said, "if someone isn't in a vehicle you hit, then you leave your info on the windshield at the least!" She then proceeded to say that wasn't what she was taught. So I said "you were just taught to hit someone and drive off??!!"
I am so fired up right now. Gonna be a great workout session.
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Ohhh man, if it was my baby... The green guy would've come out. She wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
That was basically the whole story. I got her info. Luckily I caught up to her, for her sake. I would've called the cops for hit and run with her plates. She'd of had it much worse in that case.
That was basically the whole story. I got her info. Luckily I caught up to her, for her sake. I would've called the cops for hit and run with her plates. She'd of had it much worse in that case.
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From: CenTex...sort of
Ohhh man, if it was my baby... The green guy would've come out. She wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
That was basically the whole story. I got her info. Luckily I caught up to her, for her sake. I would've called the cops for hit and run with her plates. She'd of had it much worse in that case.
That was basically the whole story. I got her info. Luckily I caught up to her, for her sake. I would've called the cops for hit and run with her plates. She'd of had it much worse in that case.
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