I had this sent to me and had to pass it along.
The link I had was to justracin.net, but it's not working.

PC is not sleeping

 

while that loads in its other window, let me add that my computer or at least its contrsctors are trying to kill me. my first laptop would regularly overheat. they're trying to blow me up!!! so we sent it back and they sent me a new one, same model. my internet would go on and off as it pleased, frustrating the daylights out of me and causing many a friend to think i was shruggin=g them off on aim, resulting in some interesting comments when i returnd ... "YOU #$% WT$ did u do that for?" and then it used to TURN ITSELF ON AT NIGHT!!!! how creepy?!

then it donned on me... the CIA is teaming up with billy gates to kill me! they wer hacking into my aim to get more info on me, and spying on my at night (the CIA that is) becuase they want to know everything they can baout me. they're obviosuly trying to create the perfect human (duh, thats y they're looking at me) to creat a grand army!!! but thenm where does billy gates come into this story? well who else needs an army of perfect soldiers and is already on a quest for world domination and is doing a dam good job of it? (said that last bit to filter out certain american presidents ) and that whole killing me thing. one might ask, why kill the perfect being if they're jsut going to clone me for an army? cbecause they dont want the REAL arin, who as a gracious and caring heart, to exist in a world with theire evil arin soldiers! only i would know my weaknesses so only i could stop them!! so once they get all the info they need they're going to kill me. ha! but im on to you billy gates and all you're CIA buddies! YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!


ok... calm... calm... back to the topic

that was effin HI-larious!!!!! nice find


but dont think im distracted billy... oh no... i am infallible to your treacherous ways... you cannot stop me... quite the contrary, soon I will be in command of the Arin Army and I will take over YOUR pathetic world "dominating" infrastructure and use it to my own devices MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

What they really want are the mysteries of your 'fro.

 

duh! thats what i sed "they want to be able to make the perfect army"

a fro! duh! what else do they need?

 

Can I get a ?

 

If the whole army had fros it would intimade the enemy and the would cower and surrender.

 

:scratch:

 

My computer never does that at night...it usualy walks down the bar for a few drinks...and then when i use it in the morning its always hung over and acting slow.

 

 

Knight's computer and friend

 

the one on the right is Chris