She is gonna have a blast reading all this

 

You're the BFF so you're out. LOL

 

Like the gay guy that takes them shopping.

 

 

The "friend zone" sucks. Couldn't imagine BFF. He Probably got a pocket full of tampons.

 

Regan just left with a boy to go to the movies.

The wife said they are just friends and that's all he wants to be.

I asked if he was gay because that's the only way thats all he wants.

The wife said not all boys are after that.

 

You are in Texas.

 

So what you are saying is steers and queers?

 

i figured Al was getting at the fact that in TX apperently you can shoot em for just being on your grass. Id tell the parents I was just a friend as well!!

 

Did he have horns on his head?

 

I don't know how well I'd be able to handle that whole deal of boys coming around for my daughter, knowing what I know about guys.

As far as the wife, she must not be very observant, and that makes me seriously question her suitability to be a teacher.

 

My wife is under the delusion that not all boys are like me.

If I had a dollar for every girl I wanted to bang and pretended to be friends first. And yet friends can be a tough haul. Because once they see you as friends it's hard to get them to...

 

...you would still be earning dollars.

 

I'm still trying to make friends with women even though there is no way on earth I'm gonna bang them. Just force of habit.

 

Yup. He's either gay or dishonest. "Just what are your intensions with my daughter?" always a hard question to answer.

 

Thank God I had boys. LOL yes I said God.LOL

 

 

O..M..G
Dying laughing over here!

 

We're busted.

 

I blame Joe.