what are you so smug about

 

I was going to post something about the bareknuckle boxing, but I'm actually indifferent. You were drunk so what you might think was bare knuvkle boxing actually looked like a slap and tickle fight to an impartial sober observer. But your man card is also in question do to the icky comment. So I thought it best to just instead. But you asked so







Besides my wife has my man card. She keeps it in her bra.

 

hahahahaha

no it was real boxing lol. various accounts the next day were pretty descriptive. everyone wondered why we were fighting. i gave my friend a bloody nose, which he used to draw war paint on his face. i kept parrying his punches with my left hand and consequently im having trouble making a fist with it now. it was pretty fun

 

Good times.

I always wanted to reach out and grab someones punch with my right hand and then when their jaw drops out of amazement and fear knock the ever loving crap out of them with my left. I've never had the chance to try it though.

 

hahaha. I'm no expert when it comes to fighting, but the times i have been involved the first thing I go for is the nose....it's like the groin of the face...it's especially critical since it dictates your balance, sense of direction, equilibrium etc.

 

I don't remember having any sense of strategy other than "punch!!!!!"

 

Reminds me of an episode of King of the Hill when Bobby takes a womens self defense class and then proceeds to become a bully by kicking anyone he wants in the groin and yelling "That's my purse!!!" lol

 

bahahahahaha

 

rofl, that war paint thing is awesome

a friend and I were armwrestling on the carpet, cuz he though it would be more even for some reason, when I beat him, the carpet ripped a piece of flesh off his elbow, I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty sweet

 

Yes, I'm bringing this thread back to life, not only to say that Paul was wrong that the smell of curry does go away after the curry itself burns a whole all the way through the seat and the floorpan, but also to agree with Paul about the smoking thing... Dude, it's gross, you are literally inhaling things that will kill you.

And even though this is a year and a lot later, I feel as though the pics-or-ban may spontaneously ban me since I never posted at least one picture of the girlfriend. And now that we's been together for hecka-ever I think I'm allowed to post a picture without fear of being insta-dumped.



17... Just one more year...

 

Wow... thats a little...wierd.

 

^awesome!

btw...this thread LIVES!!!

 

No comment. See you next year.

 

Nice chica Pete

 

I will just say that I'm sorry I brought this back, at the time I was drunk and literally scared to death that I was going to be banned for never posting a picture. I'm amazed how well I did at that post...

 

 

You retain coherancy while drunk?

 

After reading this whole thread I came to a few conclusions:

1. I find more and more by reading TMS that I am very much like Gary and Glenn. Love it.
2. Arin gets dumped on more than a landfill. Sorry bro.
3. Pete, you have a pretty girl. And way awesome she got under the car to work, but kinda sketchy (read as staged) that she did it in a white tank top. lol. New to mechanics is she?

BTW. This has been a funny as hell read.

 

I work on my truck in a white shirt... granted it was already crappy, but it's all good

 

I do. Last time I actually had to play captain c*ckblock...and I did it very well.