A cousin's cousin? That what I used to call a "prom date".

TDS

 

Tommy, you are not helping with the stereotype.

 

Its hard enough living here.

 

You admitted to living the stereotype.....

 

i love california lol

 

"Hotel California. Its a lovely place."
Everibody just stop the stereotyping

 

Nice try- I don't live in a trailer and I married a yankee and I live in a nice swim and tennis community. so

 

The jokes on you April. Someone pooed in the pool again

 

I wouldn't know. I have been busy getting Shaker #3 installed.

Hmm.. My Cousins Cousins Granny died yesterday(Aka My Great Grandma). Since I am a black sheep Baaaa Baaaa(Because I married well) and my family save for my parents(also Black sheep because my Dad is a success) and one aunt(because she likes us black sheep) is pretty much dead to me I will not be attending the festivities. booey on me.

 

awww look at the lil kiddo. hes being "PC". isnt that cute? he thinks he's actually helping the situation

 

PC

 

Scothew & April,
I am deeply apologetic if I give the apperence of the typical "redneck" from Bama. I do not consider it a stereo type situation.
Now excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom, and its a long walk out the path to the little house out back.

TDS

 

its called an outhouse dude. Hold on, my cows need feeding

 

In this part of Bama, it can be an outhouse, privy, or a hole in the yard.
Thank goodness i'm in Florida at the time.
They do have facilitys here contrary to popular belief.

TDS

 

Lets give April a taste of her own medicine

 

Thats the problem, she hasn't taken her medicine today.

TDS

 

Alright thats it, I need my cowboy hat and my boots. April, I'm calling you out!

 

Good luck, rumore has it she goes to bed with the chickens.

TDS

 

And she complains about the children that poo in the pool.
Chickens are worse

 

Not near as bad as goats, ducks or geese.And of course lets not forget forget black angus. Especially around worming time.
Grew up on a cattle farm, don't miss it at all.
TDS