To paraphrase an old Steve Martin bit

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Heidi Klum and Jenna Jameson. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in heck! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

And to all a good night

 

I just want my Bullitt back! A drunk driver slammed into her last Mon at 3:10 in thr afternoon! I am BEYOND bummed! :angry:
Notice the big hole in the rim!!!! Broke my steering rod too.

 

i am gettin contacts on next thursday as part of my christmas gift.....i am also gettin a cell fone i know that for sure. i cant wait to get contacts tho darn the glasses!

 

yea man contacts are great...i recently got them and went from dud to stud!

 

a dud stud kidding

 

I'm getting...

Saleen short throw adapter
MGW Gripper Shift ****
Ultimate Pedal set

Can't wait =)

 

good luck getting an xbox 360. I got one, but only because my friend waited outside all night for me. Most places here are reserved through early spring. Right now, its not that impressive anyways, just gotta wait for some games to take advantage of the horsepower.

 

i am going to wait until they actually have them in stores and all the bugs are worked out to buy one

 

You'll shoot your eye out kid! How about a nice football instead?

 

 

Sams here has 15 Xbox 360's on the shelf...

 

!!!!!!! I goota go to sams!

 

I want some candy.... I havn't had any candy for sometime now... and i love sugar....

I don't really care for chocolate, I like fruity candy(fruit flavor, nothing to do with my sexuality)

 

dnag I got a whole truck full Chocolate /chip & drink just need the party to take it to Yah Right and now I dislike most because I work with it... however the girls seem to like me & chocolate.

 

LOL i only could understand parts of that post... but i think you drive trucks for a chocolate company and now you don't like chocolate, but its hard not too when the girls like it so much.... or they like you when you give them chocolates.... not really sure...

 

I'd simply like peace of mind... no worries big or small - for the rest of my life, thank you. Other than that, nothing. Barring that, maybe some new surf gear (boards, etc.) and a car to get to the beach.

 

I redecorated my dining room breakfast room and kitchen-- Got all that for Christmas.




And my new phone from my work..

 

my Oakleys came yesterday in the mail! But I can't open tem until xmas

 

I am hoping for
Need for Speed Most Wanted
BAttlefield 2 special forces
xbox 360
car parts
but i probably will get sum cash, doesnt matter tho, no biggy, i just need some time off this break, kinda stinks my mom has to work graveyard shift on christmas, so im gonna bring her coffee and breakfast on christmas morning maybe

 

I got some of my presents early-
I already said about redecorating...

I also got a hamilton beach brewstation
and indoor grill

I bought black dishes too...

And redid the hall bathroom.


As for real presents- perfume and toys and this dell dimension I am using now.