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Allright boys and girls, here's a one for ya...
Honda has taken over the planet by arming those cute little Asimo robots with uzis...and everyone now must drive a (play evil music here, da da da dum da daa dum da daa) Honda. The asimos have you cornered, what is your choice?
I'm thinking I'd take a Del Sol
(the reason for this thread? I am having a stroke at the moment
)
Honda has taken over the planet by arming those cute little Asimo robots with uzis...and everyone now must drive a (play evil music here, da da da dum da daa dum da daa) Honda. The asimos have you cornered, what is your choice?
I'm thinking I'd take a Del Sol
(the reason for this thread? I am having a stroke at the moment
)
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Grantsdale's got the right idea... but I would find some really cool cliff or something to toss mine off of.
I would get a Civic hatchback, put a full body kit, two rear spoilers( one below the window and one at 2-3 feet up off the top of the car), lower it, put color co-ordinated (to the body) rims that fill the wheel wells and allow for 1/4 inch sidewalls, about 5 exhaust tips (only one being functional, 2 out the front, 3 out the back), tint the windows green, take out all the interior except for the two front racing seats, put about 10 gauges (5 of which are useless so I will just put a clock, each with a different time zone, in each one and label all of them "NAWZ"), have the interior and exterior painted yellow with green flames, have about ten 15 inch subwoofers and 27 interior speakers, put a sticker on my car for every brand of part I ever wanted( make sure to put the sticker from the web site I bought any parts at), then put a sticker on the doors for every race won against a "pathetic" American V-8 (there would be no space left on either door), I would have green neon under the whole body, green neon would also light up the whole inside of the car, and to finish it all off... always have only a 1/4 tank of gas (because we all know the gas in the tank is what makes you lose races ).
With all that, I would guess that I would have about 1200 horsepower. I would put everything on the road to shame.
It would be the happiest moment of my life when I saw that thing EXPLODE
as it hit the bottom a CLIFF!
:usa:
I would get a Civic hatchback, put a full body kit, two rear spoilers( one below the window and one at 2-3 feet up off the top of the car), lower it, put color co-ordinated (to the body) rims that fill the wheel wells and allow for 1/4 inch sidewalls, about 5 exhaust tips (only one being functional, 2 out the front, 3 out the back), tint the windows green, take out all the interior except for the two front racing seats, put about 10 gauges (5 of which are useless so I will just put a clock, each with a different time zone, in each one and label all of them "NAWZ"), have the interior and exterior painted yellow with green flames, have about ten 15 inch subwoofers and 27 interior speakers, put a sticker on my car for every brand of part I ever wanted( make sure to put the sticker from the web site I bought any parts at), then put a sticker on the doors for every race won against a "pathetic" American V-8 (there would be no space left on either door), I would have green neon under the whole body, green neon would also light up the whole inside of the car, and to finish it all off... always have only a 1/4 tank of gas (because we all know the gas in the tank is what makes you lose races
).With all that, I would guess that I would have about 1200 horsepower. I would put everything on the road to shame.
It would be the happiest moment of my life when I saw that thing EXPLODE
as it hit the bottom a CLIFF! :usa:
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Just a 1997-2000 body styled Civic would do. The newer ones are too weird looking. My mom has a 98 and it's a great car. It's 6 years old and the only thing that's needed "repair" was an oxygen sensor just this month. Quality in and out. It still looks like new.
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Its the foreign car stigma. I drove one in my life, and hated the life out of it. I actually wrecked it so bad I had the engine in the passenger seat.
No, youre right. An Accord is more of a fanceeee soccer mom going out to dinner car.
No, youre right. An Accord is more of a fanceeee soccer mom going out to dinner car.
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Originally posted by Romero@May. 26th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Grantsdale's got the right idea... but I would find some really cool cliff or something to toss mine off of.
I would get a Civic hatchback, put a full body kit, two rear spoilers( one below the window and one at 2-3 feet up off the top of the car), lower it, put color co-ordinated (to the body) rims that fill the wheel wells and allow for 1/4 inch sidewalls, about 5 exhaust tips (only one being functional, 2 out the front, 3 out the back), tint the windows green, take out all the interior except for the two front racing seats, put about 10 gauges (5 of which are useless so I will just put a clock, each with a different time zone, in each one and label all of them "NAWZ"), have the interior and exterior painted yellow with green flames, have about ten 15 inch subwoofers and 27 interior speakers, put a sticker on my car for every brand of part I ever wanted( make sure to put the sticker from the web site I bought any parts at), then put a sticker on the doors for every race won against a "pathetic" American V-8 (there would be no space left on either door), I would have green neon under the whole body, green neon would also light up the whole inside of the car, and to finish it all off... always have only a 1/4 tank of gas (because we all know the gas in the tank is what makes you lose races ).
With all that, I would guess that I would have about 1200 horsepower. I would put everything on the road to shame.
It would be the happiest moment of my life when I saw that thing EXPLODE as it hit the bottom a CLIFF!
:usa:
Grantsdale's got the right idea... but I would find some really cool cliff or something to toss mine off of.
I would get a Civic hatchback, put a full body kit, two rear spoilers( one below the window and one at 2-3 feet up off the top of the car), lower it, put color co-ordinated (to the body) rims that fill the wheel wells and allow for 1/4 inch sidewalls, about 5 exhaust tips (only one being functional, 2 out the front, 3 out the back), tint the windows green, take out all the interior except for the two front racing seats, put about 10 gauges (5 of which are useless so I will just put a clock, each with a different time zone, in each one and label all of them "NAWZ"), have the interior and exterior painted yellow with green flames, have about ten 15 inch subwoofers and 27 interior speakers, put a sticker on my car for every brand of part I ever wanted( make sure to put the sticker from the web site I bought any parts at), then put a sticker on the doors for every race won against a "pathetic" American V-8 (there would be no space left on either door), I would have green neon under the whole body, green neon would also light up the whole inside of the car, and to finish it all off... always have only a 1/4 tank of gas (because we all know the gas in the tank is what makes you lose races
).With all that, I would guess that I would have about 1200 horsepower. I would put everything on the road to shame.
It would be the happiest moment of my life when I saw that thing EXPLODE
as it hit the bottom a CLIFF! :usa:
