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Old 7/8/05, 09:37 AM
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere.

It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted.

After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage".

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered
and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women administering it, there are
male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
phone book.
Old 7/8/05, 09:42 AM
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Shhhh Norm... big mouth!!!!
now you have ruined it for all us girls....






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Please don't stop. We will never figure it out.
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Ok... we won't ....
:batting eyes:

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I'll drink to that !
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those poor porr men
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Good one Norm.
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Originally posted by southern_stang_girlee@July 8, 2005, 11:49 AM
Ok... we won't ....
:batting eyes:



So you SWINDLED your hubby just as Laurie SWINDLED me. Now I'm stuck having sex with the same woman for the rest of my life!!!! :bang:

Pass a cold one this way Ranger, I might as well make the best of it *sigh*.



Good find Norm. This one's going around the office
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lemme put it this way Andy, now you dont have to worry about getting shot down all the time.
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Originally posted by future9er24@July 8, 2005, 12:13 PM
lemme put it this way Andy, now you dont have to worry about getting shot down all the time.
Ohhh, you little....

That was a good one Arin
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revenge is sweet (although im not exactly sure what i'm getting revenge for..... oh wait..... nevermind )

oh and, you cant blame me if you set yourself up.
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Originally posted by future9er24@July 8, 2005, 12:17 PM
revenge is sweet (although im not exactly sure what i'm getting revenge for..... oh wait..... nevermind )

oh and, you cant blame me if you set yourself up.
I set myself up by getting married
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Arin, lemme explain sex AFTER marriage. it comes in 3 different stages....

First, is house sex --- you have it all over the house and its GREAT!
Then its bedroom sex --- you have it only in the bedroom.
Last, is Hall Sex --- thats when you pass each other in the hall and say Screw You!



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Good one...Beer Goggles...
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Cool

Originally posted by southern_stang_girlee@July 8, 2005, 10:39 AM



Arin, lemme explain sex AFTER marriage. it comes in 3 different stages....

First, is house sex --- you have it all over the house and its GREAT!
Then its bedroom sex --- you have it only in the bedroom.
Last, is Hall Sex --- thats when you pass each other in the hall and say Screw You!


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@ Lynell

preemptive admin note: remember lets keep it PG rated guys
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I told you that you should start your own show sis!!

I get royalties of course for the idea :P
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The short version is 10-20-LIFE.
10 minutes of pleasure, 20 years of aggravation, and a lifetime of nagging.

... Oops!!!


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George that is hilarious
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Originally posted by 1 BULLITT@July 8, 2005, 1:31 PM
The short version is 10-20-LIFE.
10 minutes of pleasure, 20 years of aggravation, and a lifetime of nagging.

... Oops!!!

George is an expert on this topic. He's a lifer now


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