The Utterly Random Question Thread
Rain?
Have we combined the utterly random question thread with the word association thread? How could that possibly be? Is everybody messing with my head? Do you realize that this gives me flashbacks of my 1st day in junior highschool trying to find all my new classes? Can anybody relate to this? Do you think closure is the answer? Can you all forgive me for going on and on?
Did you ever go back to school after Christmas break and forget your locker combination and your class schedule?
I used to pride myself on my good memory? But to this very moment do you know I have no idea why I forgot them? Do you think back then it could have been pubesent sexual tension that made me forget? Do you realize how many girls of various Mediteranian desents were running around filling D-cup bras back then? Or bigger? Do you realize not one of them were fat either?! How distracted and amazed do you immagine I was? How did we get on this subject anyway? Can we maybe change the subject? Do you know I still get that same tension? What can I do??!!
Mediterranean ethnicity girls filling D-cups? Wouldnt I have liked to go to your school?!
Really? It was great then, but can you imagine the cows they turned into after they all had kids?! Can you imagine ***** that look like softballs hanging in a sock?! Their back-sides looking like 2 bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack as they walk away from you?! How can their husbands reconcile this? Do you see why memories can be better than reality sometimes? How would you like to be one of those husbands now? Can you imagine her moustache being thicker than his?! Can you imagine his poor razor after she's done with it?! Are you sick yet? Do I need to go any farther?



