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If your looking for a good engineer, Hire a lazy one, he will find the easiest way to get the job done.


Lets see what you have------->postem up

 

alright here's one that hopefully will be more useful

When you can't go to sleep try this.
Inhale slowly for 4 to 5 seconds count it off in your head
then exhale slowly for the same amount of time and count it off also.
keep doing this. It mimics your breathing pattern while your sleeping. It also gets your mind off of everything else but counting to 4 and breathing.

 

brilliant .. that explains a lot of the people i work with ..

 

i saw it on here and loved it .. to remove tough road grime and bug splatter use a dryer cloth to wash your car with ..

 

Don't spit in the wind, and don't tug on Superman's cape.

No, really, this one:

When you're shopping and they give you those plastic bags? Don't let them tie them, and don't tie them the same way you tie knots. Make the first cross over, then thread the 'handles' back and forth through themselves a couple of times. The bags WILL NOT unravel, and they'll stay 'closed', until you get home. Whereupon, you can almost every time 'unzip' them pretty easily by pulling the handles apart.

There. No ripping the bag apart to get the stuff out of them, and they won't spill everything in your trunk.

/And don't mess around with Jim.

 

Jim Croce!

 

Always make sure you are chewing bubble gum and blowing bubbles while playing MW3, it will increase your kills by +10

 

cook your turkey upside down.

 

dont hang these from you back bumper .. if you think it makes you look manly .. wrong !!!!

 

for message boards- If you press the 2 keys: Ctrl+W it will open up the whisper menu.

Kinda neat.