False

Curses

The person below me likes Orangina

 

False, I don't know what that is!??
TPBM is being tortured by horrible music, and they can't make it stop!!!

 

False, i gots some good tunes playin

orangina is delicious


The person below me has fuzzy dice

 

False

still never hear of it though!

TPBM just lost every ounce of brain power they had!

 

True traveling for 6 straight hours is tiring

TPBM wanted to see a soccer game

 

False
TPBM just went to Sonic. (cherry coke)

 

False, aren't any around here.

TPBM wishes they could go outside!

 

False, i can, i just dont particularly wanna atm

The person below me has tried the hookah

 

False,

TPBM wishes the next few weeks would go by very slowly!

 

False

The person below me should probably be asleep right now

 

True-then,false-now
TPBM owns albums and listens to them.(not cds)

 

False

TPBM doesn't know what to do today!

 

True, I had plans, but my friend canceled

Now I have nothing to do

The person below me thinks being able to see the floor equates to having a clean room

 

True

TPBM hopes rain falls in their area

 

FALSE!!! It's been raining since last wed/thur, and isn't going to stop till the weekend, if then at all!! (I haven't been able to drive my car since the friday before last!)

TPBM dreads going to work!

 

True - So I'll take the next two days off
TPBM -wish's for it to stop raining for at least a week to regain the lost vitamin D from lack of sunlight.

 

TRUE! I'm going nuts!

TPBM hates it when people use every hp their little minivan has to merge in front of you, then goes ten under the speed limit just to annoy you!

 

True-But don't let it get the better of you You know if they act like that it will come back on them.
TPBM-just turns the cheek and goes the other way rather become stressed & upset !over stupid things. here this helps

Subject: Fw: Said in Court

This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Remember it actually
happened while in a court room!





----------------

Too funny……








Subject: Said in Court






These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are





things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now


published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while


these exchanges were actually taking place.

__________________________________________________ __________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

__________________________________________________ __________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________
>
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you ****t'in me?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now, whose death do you suppose terminated it?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on
dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you
like to rephrase that?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?




What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table,
wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________

--- And the best for last: ---

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.

 

Lol Ed!

And false, though I probably should!

TPBM loves reese's peanut butter chips!

 

True!

TPBM is dreading school on monday