False, dinner for 2, not 8, but true about the dishes
TPBM has clean laundry to put away

(jumping up high enough to reach the sink would wake me up I'm sure)

 

True - but it needs folding first !
TPBM is sad the Stars lost againt the Canucks tonight .

 

false ,, not a hockey fan although U.A.H in huntsville was a hockey powerhouse for years
tpbm has heard this joke before
i stayed in a hotel in tenn one time .. i called down to the front desk and complained " i gotta leak in my bathroom sink "
the desk clerk said " go ahead " " everyone else does "

 

False lol

The person below me wants a Mini Cooper

 

true .. they are sort of cute .. a friend of mine drove a " real one " in the 06 hotrod power tour
tpbm knows the dif between a " mini cooper " and a " maxi cooper "

 

False - off the batt, I'd have to google the Maxi cooper.
TPBM wants to go Duck Hunting !

 

true ... hey !!!! is it duck season already
tpbm hates those screwwery wabbits even more than ducks

 

False?

TPBM wants to blow-up their computer!!!!

 

False - not right now my son has the main TV So I need my PC to watch the Canucks VS The Ducks tonight !

TPBM doesn't even care for hockey .

 

True...sorry,it's just not popular here
TPBM screens their calls

 

false .. what calls ? my phone line is only for my web hook up
tpbm is listening to sad songs .. ( probably wouldnt be this way ) leann rhymes

 

False-watching TV... that IS a sad song
TPBM is about to watch Lost

 

False

The person below me found out the hard way how sharp his hunting knife is lol

 

true .. i learned long ago knives will cut the f%%^k out of you
tpbm will start a new thread ( what are you listening to ) i love my tear jerkers when i`m buzzed ( like we never had a broken heart ) trisha yearwood

 

False

TPBM can't see their avatar cause their computer SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

false - i see my avatar and yours just fine .. i have show sigs turned off ..
tpbm is all wet from rain

 

false, it is beautiful here today

tpbm cant sleep with thier window open because the Dunkin Donuts down the street makes thier bedroom smell like maple-strawberry-lemon-cinnimon-lard

 

False lol

TPBM is excited about the weather this weekend!!

 

true

TPBM has seen "Boycott"

 

false

but the person below me went out last night and they saw a man. The man said "gotta light"? and you told him no. and then you walked down to the corner store only to see it being held up. You wait out side the door for the assalant to come outside. As he exits the door you spin kicked him in the face and caught the bag of moey in mid air. You pulled a quarter from your pocket and used it to call the police form the payphone conviently close. After hanging up with the police you gave the money to the clerk and dissapeared into the night, only to go home and log onto TMS.