ever wonder what batman is thinking... when he's lost in time?!
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These cavepeople do not seem to fear the bat. This will need to change.

I have no concern for the so-called "Butterfly Effect." I see one of those King Monarchs fluttering the wrong way, it is going down.

I am considering teaching the Babylonians about proper face-kicking.

The Bible may not record this, but I just cold-cocked that Joseph kid with his fancy jacket. Totally full of himself, that one...

Apparently I can't stop the Bubonic Plague with my fists...

People expected the Spanish Inquisition. No one expects THE BATMAN.

To the experimental Batplane, Leonardo!

What has two thumbs and is responsible for what really happened on Roanoke Island? THIS GUY.

 

Alrighty then!

 

"I fight the Battle of the Bulge every time I put on my costume."