That's what she said.

Did you try wiggling the ballcock?

 

That's what she said! If ya smack it around, sometimes it starts to work.

 

That's what she said.

Run your fingers around the lip of the flapper valve. She'll loosen up eventually.

 

"That's what she said."



Actual quote from an email I sent to a customer about their complaint about how hard it was to plug a cord into a household tamper proof GFCI electrical power outlet...



"...I realize it may be tight, but if you plug it in a few times it will loosen up and become easier to use. Manufacturers make it this way so that it stays and doesn't fall out. Sometimes its just a little tight from the factory."

 

that's what she said

My teacher one time told a student who was sitting on top of the desk (it was senior year in high school)

"In it not on it!"

 

That's what she said!


Come again?!?!

 

That's what she said

This thing just died on me

 

That's what she said!

Welcome, come in!

 

That's what she said!




Is this thing on?

 

That's what she said!

Wow, that's huge!

 

That's what she said! You hold it like this.

 

thats what she said
Nooooooo your not in yet!

 

That's what she said
Get that thing away from me!

 

thats what she said!

Put it in the hole!

 

thats what she said!
"Well I can't do '***** to the wall' but I can go 'wide open'

from here


As heard on Air Traffic Control in St. Louis

No apologies here...

* STL approach: "United 214 best forward speed to the marker, you're number one."

* United 214 (male): "Roger, ***** to the wall."

* STL approach: "American 1336, you're number two behind a 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."

* American 1336 (female): "Well I can't do '***** to the wall' but I can go 'wide open'."

Radio silence then Unknown Pilot (male): ....... "Is American hiring?"

 

Thats what she said!

Right in the ole' mouse nest! (playing ping pong in an old garage)

 

Teacher: Johnny, I think I'll call on you again because you were so good the first time!

 

Thats what she said

Are you done yet??

 

Is it supposed to smell like that?

 

Thats what she said!

Is that all you have??