Redneck Datin........
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
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YEEE HAW Yall!
YEEE HAW Yall!
You are not helping the Alabama stereotype April.
thats funny though.
thats funny though.
Doesn't apply until you cross exit 228 on 65...... :P
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Originally posted by ItsNotABulliT@February 4, 2005, 5:10 PM
LOL!
stinks you have register to be able to look at the posts...
LOL!
stinks you have register to be able to look at the posts...
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Check this out- I used that picture and my name is Lurleen Yoakam
Wahhhhssssssssupppp Yall,
This seems like a great site as I am grinning from ear to ear from these drop down box choices alone. Well I am a 33 yr old single redneck who likes to fish and drink beer.
Get 'er Done!
orlandoandready describes himself as Redneck and Funny. His outlook on life is Practical and his goal is his Career. He likes to hang out with Average folks and he enjoys eating BBQ. He prefers to listen to Dance/disco. His main hobby is Grillin' stuff and his favorite sport is Fishin'.
already married jus looking at the site
we enjoy 4 wheelin and huntin we also like to go to church and have fun wtih our family
staceyj describes himself as Redneck and Funny, Proud to be a Redneck and Laid-Back. His outlook on life is Spiritual Yet Redneck, Rebel Redneck and Optimistic and his goals are Family, Redneck fun and Redneck fun. He likes to hang out with Church goin' folk, Funny rednecks or Redneck and married folk and he enjoys eating Fried catfish, all-you-can-eat, BBQ and Biscuits and gravy. He prefers to listen to Southern Rock, Classic Country and Classic Rock music. His main hobbies include Shootin' stuff, Campin' and Watchin' TV and movies and his favorite sports are NASCAR, NASCAR and Pro wrestlin' (wras-lin).
Well I reckon its not to much to say about myself. I'm just a good ol country boy who feels like i can't find any country girls around where i live so i thought i would try on here.
HarveyGene describes himself as Proud to be a Redneck, Laid-Back and Redneck and Romantic. His outlook on life is Patriotic and Independent and his goals are Family, Redneck fun and Home ownership. He likes to hang out with Funny rednecks, heck raisin' rednecks or Redneck and single and he enjoys eating Meat and tators, Fried catfish, all-you-can-eat and BBQ. He prefers to listen to Classic Country, Today's Country and Bluegrass music. His main hobbies include Shootin' stuff and Tailgatin' and his favorite sports are Football, Pro wrestlin' (wras-lin) and Huntin' and shootin' critters.
Wahhhhssssssssupppp Yall,
This seems like a great site as I am grinning from ear to ear from these drop down box choices alone. Well I am a 33 yr old single redneck who likes to fish and drink beer.
Get 'er Done!
orlandoandready describes himself as Redneck and Funny. His outlook on life is Practical and his goal is his Career. He likes to hang out with Average folks and he enjoys eating BBQ. He prefers to listen to Dance/disco. His main hobby is Grillin' stuff and his favorite sport is Fishin'.
already married jus looking at the site
we enjoy 4 wheelin and huntin we also like to go to church and have fun wtih our family
staceyj describes himself as Redneck and Funny, Proud to be a Redneck and Laid-Back. His outlook on life is Spiritual Yet Redneck, Rebel Redneck and Optimistic and his goals are Family, Redneck fun and Redneck fun. He likes to hang out with Church goin' folk, Funny rednecks or Redneck and married folk and he enjoys eating Fried catfish, all-you-can-eat, BBQ and Biscuits and gravy. He prefers to listen to Southern Rock, Classic Country and Classic Rock music. His main hobbies include Shootin' stuff, Campin' and Watchin' TV and movies and his favorite sports are NASCAR, NASCAR and Pro wrestlin' (wras-lin).
Well I reckon its not to much to say about myself. I'm just a good ol country boy who feels like i can't find any country girls around where i live so i thought i would try on here.
HarveyGene describes himself as Proud to be a Redneck, Laid-Back and Redneck and Romantic. His outlook on life is Patriotic and Independent and his goals are Family, Redneck fun and Home ownership. He likes to hang out with Funny rednecks, heck raisin' rednecks or Redneck and single and he enjoys eating Meat and tators, Fried catfish, all-you-can-eat and BBQ. He prefers to listen to Classic Country, Today's Country and Bluegrass music. His main hobbies include Shootin' stuff and Tailgatin' and his favorite sports are Football, Pro wrestlin' (wras-lin) and Huntin' and shootin' critters.
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Meet Lurlene:
Personal Message
Im seeking me a redneck man who will love on me like his can of snuff. He needs to take me for long rides in his pickup truck and spraypaint my name on the water tower.
LurleenLove describes herself as Redneck and Rowdy and Redneck and Romantic. Her outlook on life is Redneck and Lazy and her goal is her Redneck fun. She likes to hang out with Funny rednecks and she enjoys eating Biscuits and gravy and Foreign vittles. She prefers to listen to Southern Rock. Her main hobby is Raisin' critters and her favorite sport is NASCAR.
My Ideal Redneck
I am looking for a: Males
Aged between : 18 - 99
Smoker : Chain smoking r
Relationship : - Any -
Ideal Redneck : Seeking Joe Dirt...
Height between : 5' 10 (178cm) - 7' 6 (229cm)
Body Type : Bubba-sized
This redneck's match to my ideal is POOR and my match to this redneck's ideal is POOR
Age: 35
ADVERTISE_SIGN: Aries
Region: Alabama, United States
City/Town: Clanton
Seeking: Redneck romance
Height: 5' 9 (175cm)
Body Type: Redneck and Athletic
Religion: Southern Baptist
Ethnicity: Redneck and White
Smoker: Chain smoking redneck
Marital Status: Redneck and Divorced
Children: Shucks maybe
Education: Some High School
Employment: Drawing Unemployment
Income: 21 - 25k
Last Visited: 2005-02-04
Personal Message
Im seeking me a redneck man who will love on me like his can of snuff. He needs to take me for long rides in his pickup truck and spraypaint my name on the water tower.
LurleenLove describes herself as Redneck and Rowdy and Redneck and Romantic. Her outlook on life is Redneck and Lazy and her goal is her Redneck fun. She likes to hang out with Funny rednecks and she enjoys eating Biscuits and gravy and Foreign vittles. She prefers to listen to Southern Rock. Her main hobby is Raisin' critters and her favorite sport is NASCAR.
My Ideal Redneck
I am looking for a: Males
Aged between : 18 - 99
Smoker : Chain smoking r
Relationship : - Any -
Ideal Redneck : Seeking Joe Dirt...
Height between : 5' 10 (178cm) - 7' 6 (229cm)
Body Type : Bubba-sized
This redneck's match to my ideal is POOR and my match to this redneck's ideal is POOR
Age: 35
ADVERTISE_SIGN: Aries
Region: Alabama, United States
City/Town: Clanton
Seeking: Redneck romance
Height: 5' 9 (175cm)
Body Type: Redneck and Athletic
Religion: Southern Baptist
Ethnicity: Redneck and White
Smoker: Chain smoking redneck
Marital Status: Redneck and Divorced
Children: Shucks maybe
Education: Some High School
Employment: Drawing Unemployment
Income: 21 - 25k
Last Visited: 2005-02-04
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
REDNECK DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested: "I've been wanting to go
out with you since I read that stuff on the men's bathroom wall two years
ago."
If a girl's name does not appear regularly on a bathroom wall, water
tower, or an overpass, odds are good that the date will end in frustration
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested: "I've been wanting to go
out with you since I read that stuff on the men's bathroom wall two years
ago."
If a girl's name does not appear regularly on a bathroom wall, water
tower, or an overpass, odds are good that the date will end in frustration
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK
Name:_____________________________
Nickname:________________________________
CB Handle:______________________________
Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________
Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
Mamma:___________________________________
Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________
Name of Pickup owned:________________________
Height of Truck________________
Truck equipped with:
Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______
Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______
Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______
Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______
Racoon Hide ______Big Dog
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________
BUMPER STICKERS:
Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of poo too _____Honk if you're horny _____
If you ain't a cowboy you ain't poo _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___
Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. poo-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins
Favorite Vocalist:
Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie
Favorite Recreation
Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____
4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____
Noodlin' ____Other
Name of son(s):
Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D.
Name of Daughter(s):
PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy
Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch
Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg >
Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear
Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed
Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________
Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________
Memberships:
KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society
Length of Right Leg:__________
Length of Left Leg:___________
Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________
Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________
Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow
Do you know her name? _____________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________
If so, why?______________________________________________ _________________
Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________
Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing
IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER.
Name:_____________________________
Nickname:________________________________
CB Handle:______________________________
Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________
Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
Mamma:___________________________________
Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________
Name of Pickup owned:________________________
Height of Truck________________
Truck equipped with:
Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______
Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______
Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______
Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______
Racoon Hide ______Big Dog
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________
BUMPER STICKERS:
Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of poo too _____Honk if you're horny _____
If you ain't a cowboy you ain't poo _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___
Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. poo-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins
Favorite Vocalist:
Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie
Favorite Recreation
Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____
4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____
Noodlin' ____Other
Name of son(s):
Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D.
Name of Daughter(s):
PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy
Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch
Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg >
Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear
Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed
Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________
Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________
Memberships:
KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society
Length of Right Leg:__________
Length of Left Leg:___________
Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________
Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________
Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow
Do you know her name? _____________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________
If so, why?______________________________________________ _________________
Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________
Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing
IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER.
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