It's a man thing
...Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
As a bugler, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the north bama back country.As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and,being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played Amazing Grace, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bugle and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothing like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently I'm still lost....it's a man thing.

i have no idea what the commercial is about but the cars and stuff is familiar ..

coming soon to a drive in near you !!!!!!

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Maybe he's a Maverick?!? :dunno:
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they have finally posted the hotrod power tour road maps for this year .. looks like my best bet will be to go to moulton and watch them go by .. they come hiway 72 into bama then pick up 157 and go on down to 65 and into birmingham ..

Where are they posted? Thought about picking it up in Chattanooga and riding to Charlotte in the Shelby.

...............seems i cant drag the link here go to hotrod power tour forum and just a few posts down a fellow posts a link to the route .. works now ... thanks mike ..
http://image.automotive.com/f/470444...s%20051713.pdf

I found it. Thanks.

Your link has a double "http://" in it. Remove the first one and it should be OK.

http://www.flixxy.com/the-paperless-future-emma.htm
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:rofl2: wipe with that

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http://www.dragzine.com/news/video-a...ollover-crash/
........and i`m quitting everything at 57 ....

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it realy does add up this way ...
　
　
　
<DIR><DIR>Teaching Math In 1950′s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?
Teaching Math In 1960′s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
Teaching Math In 1970′s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
Teaching Math In 1980′s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
Teaching Math In 1990′s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok. )
</DIR></DIR>Teaching Math In 2008
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

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