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Old 11/22/04, 07:54 AM
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Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

aww man, this takes me back to middle school lol
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Yo momma has more chins than a chinese phone book
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was sunbathing, Greenpeace rolled her back into the ocean...
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Old 11/22/04, 09:03 AM
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yo momma so fat, when she wears a sweater with a target on it, helicopters try to land on her
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Yo mommas so fat, she makes Free ***** look like a tic-tac!!
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yo momma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Just a reminder...keep it clean!
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Old 11/22/04, 09:23 AM
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Originally posted by BlueStangVert@November 22, 2004, 9:23 AM
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Yo mamma so fat, when she hauls butt she has to make two trips!
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for the Star War fans! :geek:

Yo Momma so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda
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Yo Momma is Yo Momma
I weep for her
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Yo momma so fat....
When she walks, you cant even see her legs, just looks like shes gliding across the floor.
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Yo mommas so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 20 pounds!
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Yo momma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
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yo momma's so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it!
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Yo mommas soooooo fat,
when she fell down and cut her leg...
gravy came out!
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your momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made skittles
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Originally posted by f1-cobra@November 22, 2004, 10:52 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
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Old 11/24/04, 07:58 AM
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Yo momma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
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Originally posted by thezeppelin8@November 24, 2004, 10:01 AM
Yo momma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Dude that was great
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