Policemen
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This didn't happen to me, but is funny as heck. Copper=cop
"Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of miles and breathalysed. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddie with me in the car.
I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing his head off.
And the moral of the story for the police is.... ....................
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I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing his head off.
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> Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalysing the guy in the right hand seat"
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Oh my that is funny ! I wonder do they or how often do they take an observancy test ? as obviosly he was not very , what a hoot thanks for sharing. btw hows the finnished nursary everything good we trust.
That's the kind of story your buddies will never let you forget.
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From: Berkeley/Redwood City, CA
Originally posted by jgsmuzzy@August 23, 2005, 3:52 PM
unfortunately, I already have the curtains, just no energy to hang them!
Arins hair is a wig anyway......
unfortunately, I already have the curtains, just no energy to hang them!
Arins hair is a wig anyway......
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Originally posted by hispony@August 23, 2005, 4:31 PM
What's the thread that got you your Nascar c/t?
What's the thread that got you your Nascar c/t?
This one. I should have known not to post really....
http://forums.bradbarnett.net/index.php?showtopic=32002
