Ohhhhh

 

This, the plate is the most reflective surface on the vehicle with the exception of say a mirror. All law enforcement officers are trained to aim at the front plate when trying to obtain a laser reading. They can still get a read on your speed without the plate, say by hitting off of a headlight but I've read that the results aren't as acceptable as a license plate. Out here we have photo radars and traffic light cameras that snap a photo of your front plate so you can be mailed a ticket. It isn't as easily done if you aren't displaying a front plate.

 

Fixing to go shopping then watching the avengers again with my dad

 

That's super cool

I hope my daughters will still go to the movies with me like that when they are off an married.

 

Fixing to go
I love it, makes me feel at home

 

Well then I'm fixin' to eat.

 

...and I'm fixing to never say I'm fixing ever again.

 

I'm fixing to take yet another nap.

 

A siesta

 

You are going to let your daughters marry? I thought all Dad's had a problem doing that?

 

The Texicans are starting to influence your English sir.

 

This funny thing happens, the said daughters become adults. Ha

 

Unless they're related to your genetics Joe, then they mentally remain at the age of 16.

 

Hey I'm all for siestas, cervezas, tequila, and tacos!

God bless those Mexicans!

 

Oh yeah I forgot. They work for you.

 

Maybe you should take notes from them on how to work for your living? They don't even have unions.

 

Only the legal ones

 

Temporary work visas. That's why we have unions. Teach them good English and they will take your job too.

 

Cheaper labor and less lazy than you, gringo.

 

1.00 an hour is legal?