He's giving Texas a bad name

 

^^^i want oreos

 

He is a light weight... plus he hasn't eaten

 

You DON'T won't those.

 

Have some here!

 

^^i want that

 

Am I the only one that prefers the cookie over the cream filling?

I usually scrape the filling off my Oreos and throw that away.

 

No no no! You can't have one without the other. It's like Adam and eve, ying and yang, Elvis and Costello...... Wait nm on the last one. But yeah it's the perfect marriage ( if that's possible ) when they are combined in a ice cold glass of milk.

 

I'm sorry but I do.

When I see that pick of the big cookie I'd rather have all the collie wafers in the pile.

 

What the hell is a collie wafer?

 

dog turd pancake?

 

**** Steve jobs!!!

Cookie wafer

However with a little lube a collie wafer might work too.

 

Well they do have that soft, silky, long blond coat......

 

Before we lose it forever.

 

 

 

The BONER.

 

What's that supposed to mean?

 

Sup?