Bump cause I'm awesome!

 

I dont know about that. There ia another thread out there where someone says you are a d-bag.

Wait, its you that says that

 

im an awesome d-bag!

 

I was going to ask if you are a member of DBA (D-Bags Anonymous), but it appears the anonymous portion does not apply.

 

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Ode to T-Bone
(sung to the tune of "Rawhide")

Bonin' bonin' bonin'
Keep those T-bones bonin';
Bonin' bonin' bonin',
T-BONE!

 

That's good stuff right there.

 

sweet! i have my own theme song!!!

 

Bump! I'm still awesome!

 

Salma Hayek and the twins are on Letterman right now.

 

You said boner 3680 times by the way

 

That's one nice lady!!

 

Yes she is. And good looking too.

 

my attempt at keeping other threads clean

 

Thinking about starting a poll."texastboneking for moderator!". Lol I think the results and comments would be great

 

**** now he's a politician....

 

Put it up and see if there are any votes. I suggest the following voting choices:

No
Hell no
Over my dead body
I would rather vote for jmatero

 

Didn't you know my last name was bush???

 

Lmao that's funny! But deep down inside it hurt

 

hahah put me down for all of the above!!! :P

that isn't going to help your case......