cntchds

chix dig da pete (6:43:06 PM): lmao
strjaketsrock (6:43:13 PM): ohohohoh
strjaketsrock (6:43:15 PM): what now
chix dig da pete (6:43:28 PM): Bottom line: cars are like shoes.

Men think that a hot car will really attract women and get them into bed.

Women think that hot shoes will really attract men and get them into a relationship.

Neither is true. Men don't care about women's shoes and women don't care all that much about mens' cars. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/04.gif[/img]
chix dig da pete (6:43:49 PM): :-P
strjaketsrock (6:43:49 PM): LMFAO
strjaketsrock (6:43:53 PM): roflmfao
strjaketsrock (6:43:57 PM): omg that is priceless
strjaketsrock (6:44:01 PM): BUT men are like shoes
strjaketsrock (6:44:10 PM): i couldve told u they dont care about shoes
chix dig da pete (6:44:12 PM): If men really wanted to attract women, they'd wear nice shoes and compliment women on theirs. And women should really drive a nice sports car and compliment a guy on his.

That's the truth. haha
strjaketsrock (6:44:27 PM): LMFAO!!!!!
strjaketsrock (6:44:32 PM): who came up with that
strjaketsrock (6:44:39 PM): they are a fricking genius
chix dig da pete (6:44:57 PM): i know, the good part of having a forum life [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/04.gif[/img]
strjaketsrock (6:45:24 PM): roflmao
strjaketsrock (6:45:28 PM): tell them men are like shoes tho
chix dig da pete (6:45:51 PM): were not, girls are just dumb
chix dig da pete (6:45:54 PM): lol
strjaketsrock (6:46:27 PM): there are the kind made for running, u got ur sneakers for runnign down hills... u got the ones that keep u on ur toes.. and every girl noes.. just how that feels..
chix dig da pete (6:46:56 PM): thats dumb
strjaketsrock (6:47:05 PM): no its not
strjaketsrock (6:47:08 PM): its soooo ture
strjaketsrock (6:47:10 PM): true*
chix dig da pete (6:47:35 PM): its stupid, shoes are inanimate
strjaketsrock (6:47:54 PM): so are cars.....
chix dig da pete (6:48:12 PM): we dont compare you to cars
chix dig da pete (6:48:23 PM): we wish you were as easy as cars
chix dig da pete (6:48:35 PM): we dont think of you as them..
strjaketsrock (6:50:19 PM): lmao
strjaketsrock (6:50:29 PM): we cant be that simple
strjaketsrock (6:50:35 PM): we think too much
chix dig da pete (6:50:41 PM): thats why we only wish...
strjaketsrock (6:50:50 PM): lmfao
chix dig da pete (6:51:06 PM): we dont compare girls to a car because...
strjaketsrock (6:51:17 PM): if u say cars are more simple..
strjaketsrock (6:51:18 PM): so help me
chix dig da pete (6:51:33 PM): theyd all just be top fuel dragracers,,, a pain in the hiney
chix dig da pete (6:51:42 PM): hard to keep on the track
chix dig da pete (6:51:52 PM): and even harder to keep from exploding
strjaketsrock (6:51:57 PM): lmfao
strjaketsrock (6:52:24 PM): good analogy
strjaketsrock (6:52:25 PM): ...
chix dig da pete (6:52:33 PM): [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/04.gif[/img] i know
strjaketsrock (6:52:44 PM): men are like really really really really really pretty pair of high heels..
chix dig da pete (6:52:55 PM): thats dumb...
strjaketsrock (6:52:56 PM): look sexi.. but hurt u after a while..
strjaketsrock (6:52:59 PM): mmhmm
strjaketsrock (6:53:01 PM): im right u no i am
strjaketsrock (6:53:02 PM): haha
chix dig da pete (6:53:08 PM): mine was hella better
strjaketsrock (6:53:28 PM): no way

korinwoodo

I like yours (chix dig da pete) better. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

future9er24

well... first of all i DO compare women to cars

(im dating a sweet 66 GT350 right now [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img] lol)

but i suppose petey is right [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumb.gif[/img]

sorry kelly, we've been over this before, us men arent shoes.... shoes are nowhere NEAR as useful as men are. :-p

cntchds

well, what do we expect from arin? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

haha, a 66 gt350 huh?

I was always more the 65 kinda guy [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]

more rough around the edges

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

but other than that,

i dunno, i guess each car has a personality,

its just not as, sorry for the language, female dogy? lol,

and somebody try to tell me they miss TOM while driving, and not with your significant other [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

future9er24

can u please tell me what ur last line meant lol

cntchds

lol, my last line meant that we are all apreciative that our cars dont umm, act up(?) when its, that time of the month [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

future9er24

lol now i get it... im glad cars dont... yeah... lol

Enfynet

Pete wins the convo because he didn't say "el oh el"

And girls are dumb. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] They are like cars... guys like em fast, waxed and will go wherever we want. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrinjester.gif[/img]

future9er24

pete... i think kellys terrified to talk to us for fear of us posting something like this again :-p

cntchds

thatd be a bad thing right? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]




o yeah, i guess thad be bad [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]



I saw her today, and she said her dad thinks were both dumb...



isnt that a break in the male code?



i think the pending of removing him is in order, siding with a girl... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Enfynet

That's not siding with a girl. Dad's have a built in "protect daughter at all costs" code built in that overrides everything else. Besides, they all come back. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

future9er24

her dads actually pretty cool, i mean:

1) he has a tractor

2) he hunted skwerls with bb guns back in the day

3) apparently he used to have an afro

4) he liked going off road in his ranger

5) something about ninjas... not quite sure

oh and im not sure if we're both dumb here... its more like........
one of us is a waterpolo player, and one of us is superior in every way [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

Knight

I wish women were like cars.

1. You can turn them on whenever you want.

2. They like it when you have gas.

3. they don't argue they just do what you want.

4. they never ask you if that paintjob makes them look fat.

5. The only time they buy shoes is when they are worn out.


Thats all i can think of at this time but i'm sure there are more.

future9er24

6. they dont complain when you drive hard

7. they dont mind when you suggest apperance mods

8. their blower whine isnt nearly as annoying as real whining

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/04.gif[/img]

Enfynet

9. They'll always go on a beer run with you! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrinjester.gif[/img]

Scothew

On various levels, I think this thread is so wrong, but oddly I am laughing at you all.

Thanks [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif[/img]

future9er24

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

various levels? not just one? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/woot.gif[/img]

Knight

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scothew @ March 4, 2006, 4:28 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
On various levels, I think this thread is so wrong, but oddly I am laughing at you all.

Thanks [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol.gif[/img]
[/b][/quote]
so, care to add number 10 to the list?

future9er24

10. drag queen isnt a bad thing if you're referring to a car

Knight

haha thats funny.


11. with cars when you get a purse you are winning money not spending it.