HillBilly Medical Terms
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HillBilly Medical Terms
Not sure if this has been posted already.
if it has I apoligize in advance
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section - a neighborhood in Rome
Catscan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - To make eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
D & C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
G.I. Series - World series of military baseball
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well-known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer then I bid
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pap Smera - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do Upholstery
Rectum - **** near killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - More then one
Urine - Opposite of mine
Varicose - Near by or close by
if it has I apoligize in advance
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section - a neighborhood in Rome
Catscan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - To make eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
D & C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
G.I. Series - World series of military baseball
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well-known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer then I bid
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pap Smera - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do Upholstery
Rectum - **** near killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - More then one
Urine - Opposite of mine
Varicose - Near by or close by
Hey I learned those in my first responder course!
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