HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
5/8/05, 08:20 AM
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby ............
somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct .
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ......
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .....
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ........
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .......
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten
or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back .......
somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married ....
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her ........ Somebody isn't a mother.
somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct .
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ......
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .....
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ........
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .......
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten
or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back .......
somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married ....
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her ........ Somebody isn't a mother.
5/8/05, 08:28 AM
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Some Motherly Advice...
Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.
Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.
Be careful or you'll put your eye out.
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!
Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.
Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.
Be careful or you'll put your eye out.
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!
5/8/05, 09:32 AM
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After all these years,
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Originally posted by Zc527@May 8, 2005, 9:06 AM
I got my mom a new fossil purse and a box of Godiva chocolates...and we're goin to outback 4 lunch after church
I got my mom a new fossil purse and a box of Godiva chocolates...and we're goin to outback 4 lunch after church
I got my fountain set up
I am gonna buy a Koi for it.
5/8/05, 12:01 PM
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i got my mom a barnes an noble gift card. books are to her, what mustangs are to me :P
the entire staff, on every shift, knows who she is
kinda like the ford dealership with me
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY EVERYONE!!!!
the entire staff, on every shift, knows who she is
kinda like the ford dealership with me
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY EVERYONE!!!!
5/8/05, 04:44 PM
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After all these years,
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I got a flat of flowers..
Two house plants
A firecracker plant
and a yellow angel trumpet.
I have my back porch fixed as my oasis.....Its looking good now with my fountain and new plants.
We went to my mothers sisters for lunch and a trip to the plant nursery...The frigging mosquitos are now out full force..
I am going to soak in an orange scented bubble bath and cook up some Nathans Hot Dogs for Dinner.
Two house plants
A firecracker plant
and a yellow angel trumpet.
I have my back porch fixed as my oasis.....Its looking good now with my fountain and new plants.
We went to my mothers sisters for lunch and a trip to the plant nursery...The frigging mosquitos are now out full force..
I am going to soak in an orange scented bubble bath and cook up some Nathans Hot Dogs for Dinner.
5/8/05, 08:10 PM
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Eh...
I wanted em, I know how to cook em. Total amount of my time used: 15 minutes.... PLUS I got to admire my new fountain and flowers while they were roastin.
If you have ever eaten Nathan's hotdogs...you know why I hadda have em.
I wanted em, I know how to cook em. Total amount of my time used: 15 minutes.... PLUS I got to admire my new fountain and flowers while they were roastin.
If you have ever eaten Nathan's hotdogs...you know why I hadda have em.
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